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animus_network2012-07-27 08:47 pm
deathboss) wrote in animus_network2012-07-27 08:47 pm
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And now a birthday song
[The feed turns on and look it's everyone's favorite narcissist, Eikichi Mishina.]
HOOOOOOOOO! Goooood morning, my little torre! I, the beautiful, amazing, talented Michel would like to make an announcement!
Today is July 27th, which means that it is Tachan's birthday!
And what a lucky man he is to have friends like me but especially me who has decided to prepare a little song for him! That's right kittens, as a reminder that now he's become even older at nineteen and shall continue to age each passing year. And what a celebration it will be! You, the tower, shall bare witness to this celebration as Michel takes the center stage, inspired by a popular song from our world.
I give you....Tatsuya's Vie de Loco!
[Oh my god Eikichi why are you bringing out a small musical tape and griming evilly and pressing play, the world does not need this...]
He's into track and field, hot bikes and and motorcycles.
I feel a premonition that guy's not as good as Michel.
He's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light.
He's got a new addiction for every day and night.
He'll glare at you so hard you'll go dancing in the rain.
He'll make you live his crazy life but he's always such a pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
Upside, inside out he's livin la vida loca
He'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
His hair is shit brown and his eyes the color mocha
He will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
He's livin la vida loca---
[While Eikichi is "singing", the sound of footsteps can faintly be heard to the right of the camera. They come closer and closer with each passing second, so it sounds less like walking and more like full blown running.
As soon as Eikichi is halfway through the song, the mystery person finally speaks. Or yells.]
YOU SON OF A-
WHAT THE F--
[Before crashing into him, a hand slamming onto the keyboard, cutting off the video feed.
It was a bit of a blur, but it looked like the birthday boy in question.
Happy birthday!!]
HOOOOOOOOO! Goooood morning, my little torre! I, the beautiful, amazing, talented Michel would like to make an announcement!
Today is July 27th, which means that it is Tachan's birthday!
And what a lucky man he is to have friends like me but especially me who has decided to prepare a little song for him! That's right kittens, as a reminder that now he's become even older at nineteen and shall continue to age each passing year. And what a celebration it will be! You, the tower, shall bare witness to this celebration as Michel takes the center stage, inspired by a popular song from our world.
I give you....Tatsuya's Vie de Loco!
[Oh my god Eikichi why are you bringing out a small musical tape and griming evilly and pressing play, the world does not need this...]
He's into track and field, hot bikes and and motorcycles.
I feel a premonition that guy's not as good as Michel.
He's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light.
He's got a new addiction for every day and night.
He'll glare at you so hard you'll go dancing in the rain.
He'll make you live his crazy life but he's always such a pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
Upside, inside out he's livin la vida loca
He'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
His hair is shit brown and his eyes the color mocha
He will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
He's livin la vida loca---
[While Eikichi is "singing", the sound of footsteps can faintly be heard to the right of the camera. They come closer and closer with each passing second, so it sounds less like walking and more like full blown running.
As soon as Eikichi is halfway through the song, the mystery person finally speaks. Or yells.]
YOU SON OF A-
WHAT THE F--
[Before crashing into him, a hand slamming onto the keyboard, cutting off the video feed.
It was a bit of a blur, but it looked like the birthday boy in question.
Happy birthday!!]
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[Fine. He gives up on figuring it out himself. He'll just ask.]
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[It was a corrective measure.
THAT IT WAS FRIENDS DO okay.]
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It's what we do.
i used the wrong icon anyway, herp
You realize how little sense that makes to me, correct? [Yeah, now he's hit the "imploring" stage. And a mimicked sigh.] I am impressed with humanity on many levels, but your indirect methods don't...make sense to me.
[Well, he knows he's avoiding yet another party now, herp. IT KEEPS HAPPENING-]
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[Geez so over dramatic every time you make a mistake, stop that.]
It's just what we do, okay? We don't actually hate each other.
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...okay. [He still doesn't get it, but fine he'll accept it at face value. Still gonna bug him, though.]
Please, try to celebrate your birthday regardless. Both of you, have fun.
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[B-baka it's not like he wants to hang out with his friends and be social and have fun!!
(he actually does)
(so badly that it is physically painful]
...stardad is really bad at the "dad" part [text]
However, I must ask if you know any of the birthdays of your friends, so I might prepare better for them in the future.
[He's familiar with lying, but not about the obvious. And he will try, for about ten seconds before deciding that attending a party without grasping social graces is a bad idea! See, totally logical and sensible and stars are dumb.]
[text]
They do not have social graces in the slightest.
Also if you don't show up Apollo will get sad!!]
Sure, but I'll tell them all to you later. I know Eikichi's after mine, I think.
[Hello this was sent Privately TATSUYA KEEP OUT]
Even if we fight a lot, we are friends, you know? He's an idiot, quiet, dumb guy that always tries to be Mr Cool and Popular...but he's still a great guy. I mean, the gang, Miyabi and Big sis...they're like family. I'd protect them with my life if I have to...
Family tends to fight a lot. Doesn't mean we don't care for each other.
Or sing them songs for their birthday...that's all..part of the fun.
...but seriously don't even tell Tatsuya, ever. We're not rivals without a reason!
the most legit tag i ever wrote 1/2
HEY TATSUYA EIKICHI IS GAY FOR YOU
the most legit reply I ever wrote 1/1
Runs away from the computer, crying.]
this is the best thread ever 1/0
what am i doing 0/0
who knwos -1/0
dfhjkdsfa π/0
/not here
here is the actual tag 2/2
And yet he had never truly grasped that till now. Sure, it was sappy, and he still didn't quite get it, but the earnest power of words was never so evident to him than in Eikichi's little speech. But the dead air wasn't enough, so eventually a response came-]
I am so so so sorry about Eikichi... 1/3
2/3
3/3
there is never a need to apologize for eikichi [text still]
But I need a favor in exchange
Can you teach me more about these things?
I understand it goes against 'not saying these things out loud', but...
I do not want to upset anyone else with my lack of knowledge
The best way to learn is from mankind directly, I think
Eikichi should apologize for existing really [texty text ext]
What an honor, a Star asking Michel how to explain the hidden concepts of humanity! Very well, I accept this challenge! Stay with me long enough and I will teach you everything I know!
[Or want to smack Eikichi. Whichever one came first.]