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And now a birthday song

[The feed turns on and look it's everyone's favorite narcissist, Eikichi Mishina.]

HOOOOOOOOO! Goooood morning, my little torre! I, the beautiful, amazing, talented Michel would like to make an announcement!

Today is July 27th, which means that it is Tachan's birthday!

And what a lucky man he is to have friends like me but especially me who has decided to prepare a little song for him! That's right kittens, as a reminder that now he's become even older at nineteen and shall continue to age each passing year. And what a celebration it will be! You, the tower, shall bare witness to this celebration as Michel takes the center stage, inspired by a popular song from our world.

I give you....Tatsuya's Vie de Loco!

[Oh my god Eikichi why are you bringing out a small musical tape and griming evilly and pressing play, the world does not need this...]

He's into track and field, hot bikes and and motorcycles.
I feel a premonition that guy's not as good as Michel.
He's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light.
He's got a new addiction for every day and night.

He'll glare at you so hard you'll go dancing in the rain.
He'll make you live his crazy life but he's always such a pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

Upside, inside out he's livin la vida loca
He'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
His hair is shit brown and his eyes the color mocha
He will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
He's livin la vida loca---

[While Eikichi is "singing", the sound of footsteps can faintly be heard to the right of the camera. They come closer and closer with each passing second, so it sounds less like walking and more like full blown running.

As soon as Eikichi is halfway through the song, the mystery person finally speaks. Or yells.]

YOU SON OF A-

WHAT THE F--

[Before crashing into him, a hand slamming onto the keyboard, cutting off the video feed.

It was a bit of a blur, but it looked like the birthday boy in question.

Happy birthday!!]

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[...Slow. clapping.]

Happy birthday Suou-san. ....Are you alright, Michel-?

[that looked like it hurt.]

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Was that really necessary?

[He might be talking about the song itself as much as he's talking about Tatsuya's reaction.]

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NO eh nevbe dos anyhthng necseaary eekichk stp gdmmit

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[Just

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oh my god you two]

hiiiii <3 <3 <3 <3

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[...it's like his team

all over again

except from the past

oh my god why]

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and now we are nobody

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whoo time for those silly spoilers~~ /o/

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flawless execution

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHINYAN!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

hit him for me Chinyan O:)

SHUT UP GINKO I'M BEATING HIM UP

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Oh don't mind Yusuke, he is just laughing his ass off, again.]

SEE YOU'RE FINALLY GETTING POPULAR LIKE ME TACHAN!!!

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Hah! KICK HIS ASS, ROOMIE!

An' happy birthday!

THANKS MAN

[You're alright, for a demon/imagin bug guy.

You're alright. :)]

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[Just clapping a long on the other end, hey Cross thinks it's a nice gesture, completely oblivious to the malice behind it...]

[When....flying kick comes out of nowhere knocking the singer in the head.]

W-WHAAA! H-HEY WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY! He was just wishing you a happy birthday!

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...Kurosu-san's friends are pretty lively, huh?

[...wow this is like seeing Mondo and Leon's antics on steroids, really.]

Edited 2012-07-28 02:28 (UTC)

Usually they're not AS stupid.

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[...what are you two doing. What. Why are.

...what.]

I am glad you are...celebrating...

[But could you stop celebrating like this?????????]

[Eikichi would say hi to you star bro but like...

...he has to run across as you hear sounds of what appears to be fighting.

....is his hair on FIRE?!] %$#%@$%^@^%!!!!

[Nope, that's not star language. But it appears to be a lot of cursing going on as he's speaking!]

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[Hello this was sent Privately TATSUYA KEEP OUT]

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It's good to see you're both in boisterous spirits over the occasion!

it hurts

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[It's like watching Mark and Brown go at it...]

Ahh...have a happy birthday Suou-san.

Thank you, Toudou-san. Also you heard nothing.

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[ Look at this face, completely impressed with those shenanigans. ]

You guys sure are making a lot of noise for no reason.

[A head peeks in.]

That's cause you need to celebrate for a birthday!

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[Blink, blink as she processes what she just watched and heard.

Then she proceeds to burst into laughter.]

[Eikichi tries to take a bow, but gets pushed off against by Tatsuya.]

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[ Insert bored look. ]

Boooo... get off the bloody stage.

[ But the smirk after shows he was just kidding around. ]

But happy returns to your mate there! Let him give a good pounding. His birthday after all, eh?

Too bad I'm winning!

[He's not.]

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;;; hi, guess who's back.

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...Happy birthday, Suou-san.

[As soon as the scuffle dies down...]

Thank you, Arisato-san.

[And then it sounds like he just continues with the beating.]

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*There's a stranger here trying so hard not to laugh too loud, not realizing this terminal's got the feed set to connect and he isn't just watching. That's...certainly an interesting friendship, but he can't say he hasn't seen bonds like it before.*

[You may notice, from time to time, a hand attempting to type something....before a kick or a punch sends him away.]

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