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Rose Egbert ([personal profile] thornythaumaturge) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2012-08-03 10:57 am

First Spell; Text/Action

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john lalonde i am going to KILL you.

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[[Once that ominous message has been left, the young girl abandons the terminal she found on third floor of dormitories and begins her hunt. She has an ass to kick and she will find it. There's a four eyed black kitten on her heels, batting playfully at her coat tails as they walk and under her arm is a very large book of some sort. Occasionally she checks a terminal as she passes because you'd better believe she will descend upon her friend like a hawk when he replies, but beyond that she's going to head down stairs to look on the floor below. Maybe go a few more floors down if need be.

She'll care about where exactly she is later. It's probably just like SBURB anyway. Do some exploration and eventually you'll run into some helpful creatures! Surely that's how it works.]]
reddeadvirtuoso: (Right. You have to kill yourself.)

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[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-04 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
hows it go again
an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind?
then again if hes the light guy thatd kind of make sense
getting off track here though
whatd he do?
reddeadvirtuoso: (Jade: Better find a shovel)

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[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-04 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i talked to him for a bit
thats uh
kind of heavy
wow
i guess in his defense universe destruction seems to be a hobby with a lot of the people around here
from what i heard youre a doomed though so you wouldve been dead anyway
or dead when the scratch happened
since im assuming thats what went down
im not really sure how that works yet
reddeadvirtuoso: (Your name is Jade Strider)

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[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-04 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
wow rude
yeah thats kind of an asshole move im not even gonna try and defend that one :/

no im jade
jade strider
theres a dave strider here too though if youre looking for him
reddeadvirtuoso: (Jade: Be Doomed)

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[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-04 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
what
you know me?


[Wait, she was friends with the other John, right...? He'd said they had a Jade Strider, but different, right?]

fuck
no wait
sorry but im not the jade you know
where im from the dave i know is dave lalonde
and i know a rose egbert and a john harley
and none of us went and murdered the rest of us and we fucked up a lot and i was the one that destroyed the universe
so
sorry to disappoint you
reddeadvirtuoso: (Or seeing dead bodies.)

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[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-04 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
heh
better believe i am
its an honored strider tradition across all time and paradoxspace
keep calm and carry on
just didnt wanna get your hopes up
reddeadvirtuoso: (Witch of Time: Derp derp derp)

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[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-04 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
across so many paradoxes that even escher doesnt know whats up
haha that chicks trying too hard if you ask me
got a much more subtle brand of the strider touch yknow
i think im glad youre not my rose because if you found out about most of he conversations i had before the universe ended youd probably yell at me for being such a negative nancy
reddeadvirtuoso: (Yes¸ dead-tired.)

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-07 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
padawan of cool huh
well alter me sure did a damn good jedi master job of showing you whats up >:)
not much fun to be had when youre running a giant stick across some ace records though let me tell you
boooriiiiing
you got nothing to apologize for though
reddeadvirtuoso: (Or seeing dead bodies.)

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-08 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
in that case
in your jades absence i officially promote you from padawan to full on jedi master
may the force be with you and try not to abuse the force choke
heh
my rose said some stuff pretty similar
but i guess i kind of forgot that after all the shit that happened

alright
how about we both agree
that we both feel really shitty about the whole situation
that way we dont have to apologize all the time
Edited 2012-08-08 07:34 (UTC)
reddeadvirtuoso: (Haha¸ cold and blood and...)

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-08-09 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
well theres no mall in this place
and the restaurant doesnt even accept cash :/
so were gonna have to make you a cool pair all your own
itll be like a rite of passage
the crafting of ones very own cool kid shades

hahaha
OH yeah
alterrose was the only reason we werent a total band of fuckups i think
i guess theres no universe where lalondes and striders DONT need someone to smack them in line :)