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[alienstookmyburgers]

[ The camera opened up to the view of a young man's face, who appeared to be holding it roughly arms length away from himself, his other hand holding a crystal ball. ]

So this is what they call a free weekend getaway, yeah? [ He laughed, looking into the device with an amused expression. Though the camera angle could not show too much, it was easy to see that he was sitting on a bed, with some clothes next to him. ]

They even packed for me. Must be my lucky day. I shoulda done a reading for myself before going to sleep, I would have been better prepared, yeah! [ Another laugh. ] They even gave me this thing to talk to people. It's a very well thought out trip, yeah? I don't remember seeing any commercials for it on TV though. [ He smiled for the camera, looking very relaxed. ]

So I'm talkin' to a bunch of other winners here, yeah?

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[withak]

...No, it isn't like that at all.

[Lineface.]

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[alienstookmyburgers]

It's not? So they have runner ups here too, yeah? That's a nice contest.

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[withak]

You've been kidnapped to be experimented on.

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[mustlovedogs]

...What the hell? Can't you read?

[Look who's talking]

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[alienstookmyburgers]

[ Wait, he knew this face. ]

Mondo? You won too? [ Nevermind that he's supposed to be dead, he's more surprised he got picked for a contest too. ]

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[mustlovedogs]

It ain't winning, unless going to that school's winning something. You're fucked.

[deathboss]

...are you high?

[alienstookmyburgers]

Not at the moment, actually! They didn't pack anymore for me too, yeah.

Why, is that part of the trip?

[deathboss]

Are you nuts?! This isn't the place to start doing drugs, you're gonna get killed on your first night!

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[tsunball]

[ .. ah, more people from that school, is it.. leon's having the worst hangover right now, give him a bit, okay. ]

Dude.. do you really consider a place like this a 'getaway'?

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[alienstookmyburgers]

[ ...More dead people?! ]

L-Leon! [ Dead person shock over. ] ...Well, yeah, they packed my bags and everything. Never heard of a winning message with the words "I saved you" though. Bein' in the school musta put me behind times, yeah?

[tsunball]

[ that was getting over it quickly, huh. ]

Listen up, this isn't anything good, okay?! This place is super retarded and freaky, don't get the wrong idea about it! Even that bear is here!

[worldrestored]

[Look at this winner looking right back at you right here, no shirt, weird back-fin on the back of his neck, black tattoos with a glowing green outline, and everything.]

[alienstookmyburgers]

[ ...An alien?! Time to forget he's in a strange place. He has more important business to settle. ]

Hey! I want my hamburger back, yeah! Even if it was not 100% beef!

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

yep its a free vacation
it was a secret drawing not the the kind of thing they broadcast on tv
theyre still trying some stuff out so they didnt want to go showing it off on the airwaves since they might have to chance something you know?
we hope you enjoy your stay :o

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[alienstookmyburgers]

[ Oh ho! So this thing can write too! ]

Thank you very much, then! I will do my best to enjoy this vacation! Are you one of the organizers?

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[yougotthatwrong]

...Hagakure-kun... I don't think that this is really a trip.

[well he's sort of happy seeing people that're alive turning up except it's Hagakure...]

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[alienstookmyburgers]

[ ...He knows that face! Hagakure just smiled widely. ]

Sure seems like it though, Naegi-chi! They even packed me extra clothes and my crystal ball! And some booze!

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[rewindingly]

Winners? Trip?

[ Homura tilts her head, wanting a more thorough explanation. ]

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[alienstookmyburgers]

Aye, I thought I won a free sweepstakes or somethin'. But looks like that's not it. Now I think it's aliens took me. Probably because they want to know where I get my burgers, yeah!

[fifthtimearound]

[Caroline rests her chin in her hand, studying him for a long moment before responding.]

That hair is . . . something else.

[She's very helpful.]

[alienstookmyburgers]

Hahahaha! I do take good care of it.

[superlvldots]

...Not exactly.

What's the last thing you remember, Hagakure-kun?

[This is the first person from her world (technically) she sees in the tower who she hasn't seen die apart from Naegi and Monobear. Naturally, she's a little curious.]

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[alienstookmyburgers]

Kirigiri...[ That's an odd question. ]

Um...Mondo lost the trial but...he's right here. That means he graduated and Monobear was just lying, yeah?

Or maybe...

[alienstookmyburgers]

The aliens brought him back to life for their fiendish experiments!