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[alienstookmyburgers]

[ The camera opened up to the view of a young man's face, who appeared to be holding it roughly arms length away from himself, his other hand holding a crystal ball. ]

So this is what they call a free weekend getaway, yeah? [ He laughed, looking into the device with an amused expression. Though the camera angle could not show too much, it was easy to see that he was sitting on a bed, with some clothes next to him. ]

They even packed for me. Must be my lucky day. I shoulda done a reading for myself before going to sleep, I would have been better prepared, yeah! [ Another laugh. ] They even gave me this thing to talk to people. It's a very well thought out trip, yeah? I don't remember seeing any commercials for it on TV though. [ He smiled for the camera, looking very relaxed. ]

So I'm talkin' to a bunch of other winners here, yeah?

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[deathboss]

[Okay now he's pissed.]

Yo! First you're gonna listen up, punk. One, Michel would never take drugs because that shit ain't for him. It's bad for you like smoking or drinking. You're just lucky this ain't my school, else you'd be getting a trashing. Two. There are monsters here. We've been abducted into a tower and we get experimented on. You can't leave and you're stuck until we find a way out.

You got that?!

[alienstookmyburgers]

[ Give him a second to try and process all of this. Okay, so he's not high, but...monsters? Nah.

Abduction was one of his theories, though. ]

Abducted you say? By aliens, right? I knew it would happen eventually!

[deathboss]

...are you sure you ain't high?

Cause I've been inside an alien spaceship, and this place looks nothing like it!

[alienstookmyburgers]

...You have experience? I've encountered aliens before, but they only stole my food, yeah...

Then...who would kidnap us if it isn't aliens?! Only aliens make sense!

Trying to explain the P2 plot: Always hilarious

[deathboss]

Yeah but the thing was powered by rumors and then the Führer attacked the city with his Last Battalion and...you know what, too long to explain.

[And bad memories]

The point is, if they were aliens, why'd they stick us in a tower like this?

[alienstookmyburgers]

Hmm, good point. Aliens don't think like people though, yeah? I would like to know the answer as well.

...These collars aren't a free gift then, are they?