.003 ♒ chronicAugustus changed his name to cantgiveAfuck [TEXT]

[chronomancer]

oh WWell
so much for that
i guess im back noww
id ask wwhat i missed but
Really
wwhy dont i savve us all some time
ha
an just assume shit wwas throwwn into the biggest fan avvailable
good enough?

so
yeah
hi

Comments

[hystericull]

nice fuckin username asshole.

[chronomancer]

got a better idea?
one that doesnt invvolvve me Givvin Any Fucks At All?

[hystericull]

liked it a whole lot motherfuckin better when i all wasn't able to be seein any glubbering green wwavvy shitty text.
ALL OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING NETWORK.
the fuck you come back here for you stupid motherfucker.

[beknightedheroine]

nah, they actually just used the tiny fan, this time. was a real treat.

[chronomancer]

for the last time
ha
i dont glub
does it look like ivve got gills to glub wwith to you?
that
by the wway
is not an invvitation to givve me some
already wwent through that
looks like shit

also
hi Gam

[chronomancer]

lucky you then

[hystericull]

[Is there even a way to greet him without making a complete tool out of himself?]

yo.
BRING ME BACK ANYTHING?

[Guess we learned the answer to that.]

[knightime]

surprisingly enough
its been pretty quiet
as far as shitty things this shitty tower does
so i guess you got to wander the gorgeous wasteland they set up for us when theyre feeling particularly world ending

[chronomancer]

sure
wwant a handful a dirt?
Super Exciting an Exotic dirt

[He didn't bring you anything but a handful of dirt is a handful of dirt and also the only thing he could have brought you back. Whoops.]

[cullscuttlefish]

For once, I managed to miss the mot)(erglubbing s)(it )(itting t)(e fan. W)(ich means it will probubbly be worse t)(e next time it )(its, but I'm spending as muc)( time as possibubble not t)(inking about it. At all.

[chronomancer]

thats one wway a puttin it
yeah
been there before?

[knightime]

a few months ago
it doesnt really impress me and it doesnt make me think my universe was destroyed or anything
just that
wow i just spent a month on a desert wasteland doing jackshit
thanks for wasting my time

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

where the fuck have you been for the past i-should-probably-know-how-long?

[SOMEONE IS UPSET WITH YOU and also typing kind of slowly.]

[chronomancer]

if yours wwas set out to impress you
i might wwant to talk to management
fuck
mine wwas Borin as fuck
not evven a wwaste a time
just
nothin much at all

[chronomancer]

probably the wwisest thing you can do at this point
to be honest

[chronomancer]

around

[reddeadvirtuoso]

bullshit

[chronomancer]

noww
wwhy wwould i be around bullshit?
you knoww im allergic jade

[reddeadvirtuoso]

then i guess your face must have some nasty welts because thats all youre feeding me here

[chronomancer]

im hurt jadebro
Real Hurt
wwhen havve i evver fed ya bullshit?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

bullshit was the very basis for our first conversation
though i guess to be fair thats sburbs fault and whoever thought it was a good idea for a 13 year old to be a time guardian



seriously what happened to you though

[chronomancer]

ha
ill givve you that much

but seriously
nothin much

[reddeadvirtuoso]

double bullshit
i show up in this stupid doom tower
and then you get on my case about it being a doom tower and you disappeared for a fucking month!
unless you were avoiding me in which case
fuck you

[chronomancer]

i wwouldnt hide from you
you Knoww that

[reddeadvirtuoso]

whered you go then?