.003 ♒ chronicAugustus changed his name to cantgiveAfuck [TEXT]

[chronomancer]

oh WWell
so much for that
i guess im back noww
id ask wwhat i missed but
Really
wwhy dont i savve us all some time
ha
an just assume shit wwas throwwn into the biggest fan avvailable
good enough?

so
yeah
hi

Comments

[chronomancer]

if yours wwas set out to impress you
i might wwant to talk to management
fuck
mine wwas Borin as fuck
not evven a wwaste a time
just
nothin much at all

[knightime]

oh man
i hate to see them shake in terror at you talking to them
theyre kind of jackasses though so i assume they might just laugh in our faces
real classy these fucks
no
that was basically mine too
i think everyone can agree it kind of sucks to spend that long doing jack shit

[chronomancer]

you knoww howw it is hell hath no wwrath like a time player scorned
except not really because theres no time to get evven wwhen youre tryin not to break causality
howw long wwhere you there?

[knightime]

except they kind of just limited my time powers last time i tried to use it against them
but i think there was a lot of different circumstances when that happened so who knows
about a month
im guessing

[chronomancer]

at least you wwerent around wwhen they decided to go the other wway around
huh
same

[knightime]

you mean when everyones powers went haywire?
i wonder why time frames tend to be the same
you know what
there probably isnt a reason other than they felt like it

[chronomancer]

yeah, wwhen me an ar ended up paintin the wwhole goddamn place jade an red
it wwasnt fun

there probably isnt a reason other than they feel like bein assholes
there
fixed that fer you

[knightime]

i remember that
but i didnt get too affected
lucky me it sounds like

thanks
i like to pretend that they arent the hugest douchecanoes
but then i remember that they kind of are

[chronomancer]

lucky bastard

i dont think theyvve evven earned the benefit a doubt

[knightime]

assuming theyve earned anything but our utter disgust for them
because they surely have that

[chronomancer]

homicidal intent is the same as disgust
right

[knightime]

its kind of the same
homicidal intent is like the older brother of disgust who has a huge anger management issue

[chronomancer]

oh
wwell then
thats eerily perfect right now

[knightime]

i am only the best at words
i have a perfect metaphor for every situation

[chronomancer]

somehoww
i find that a little hard to believve

[knightime]

your doubt hurts me

[chronomancer]

your hurt matters vvery little to me

[knightime]

ill follow you until you love me

[Papa. Paparazzi. Dave is mostly kidding and quoting songs.]

[chronomancer]

...sure
you do that

[knightime]

challenge accepted

[chronomancer]

i didnt knoww it wwas a challenge
but sure
knock yourself out strider

[knightime]

youre going to regret this