1st bottle of Rum

[andajarofdirt]

ſo now that this unpleaſant "creepy ſea beaſtie that is not actually a ſea beaſtie at all but none the leſs was very much beaſtial" buſſineſs is over

and given how i think i might have finally figured out how this place works

who would be ſo kind as to point me to the rum floor?

[Well, the good news, animus, is that he's not hopelessly illiterate! The bad news is that he's also not all that bad with computers either the capslock/shift key is just elusive, that's all. The worse news is that he's still a troll, and now he's gonna troll your network with his fancy 18th century typeface. Savvy?]

Comments

[tsunball]

Nah, you need to know where to get it around here, they're not exactly handing it out. At least the booze is pretty good when you do get it though.

[andajarofdirt]

they never just hand out the good ſtuff, lad, but there is always a way to get it.

[tsunball]

There was a guy going around calling himself the beer guy before, maybe you could get some from him? And I think Oowada got his booze from some guy making some himself.

[andajarofdirt]

well when worſe comes to worſt, you can always make your own.
ſo there are always options.

[tsunball]

I dunno how to make booze though, isn't that way complicated?

[andajarofdirt]

not complicated, exactly, but likely to blow you up if you do not know what you are doing.

[tsunball]

Like hell I want to explode!!!

[andajarofdirt]

that is why you are careful about it, that is all.