Amelia F. Jones || United States of America (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
starspangledknockers) wrote in animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
✪ first homerun [video]
[It's about time she tried this thing out, so here she is sitting in the library.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
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Yes, you'll do just fine as a distraction to keep attention off the rest of us that are actually trying to do useful things.
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Great! So you'll be the backup while I lead the way to victory. Gotcha!
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...y-yeah. Sure. Whatever.
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[Twitchy twitch-twitch.]
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No way man, you're all... fidgety and twitchy! Hey, I'm a nurse, you sure you don't need any help or something? [THIS IS GENUINE (if very misguided) CONCERN HERE]
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No, no - that's fine, I do not need any kind of medical help.
[Especially from someone that acts like this!]
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--So wait, if you're gonna twitch at me and stuff I should at least know your name! Otherwise I'ma call you Awesome-Orange-Haired-Chick.
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I'm the beautiful sorcery genius, Lina Inverse - but your descriptor works, too.
[Yeah, she's totally gonna toss her hair a bit, now that attention's been called to it.]