Amelia F. Jones || United States of America (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
starspangledknockers) wrote in animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
✪ first homerun [video]
[It's about time she tried this thing out, so here she is sitting in the library.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
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What's your problem man? Seriously. If you are some weird alternate England, can't you be diplomatic at all? --Haha, guess not!
Okay, "England." [she actually uses air quotes here] I still didn't do a damn thing to piss you off so I dunno what crawled up your ass and died. Is it 'cause I'm America? You're gonna be an unhelpful dick because I'm America? [Amelia's grinning, somehow still speaking playfully, but for whatever reason this asshole caught her at a bad moment. Or something.]
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Cheer up British guy! If that's like. A thing that can happen. When you calm your jets I'll definitely help ya out with that! A heroine backs down from no challenge.
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[God, he'd almost forgotten that he could get this mad. Fine, if she wants an unhelpful dick, that's what she's going to get.] I don't want or need your help, especially not with "cheering up".
Ask around. We'll talk when you properly acknowledge me.
[And with that disgustingly low blow, the feed cuts off.
A-plus, England. A. Plus.]
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HEY! HEY YOU JERK!!
[She is going to keep trying to message him. You don't hang up on an America. Not ever. Especially not like that.]
If you are England, you'd be way more polite! Like, hanging up? No way, dude.
So listen up.
I seriously have no idea who you are, man! You come bustin' up in here with a stick up your ass! Oh man, let's make fun of America for trying to help! Yeah, that's cool! Big man up in the house tellin' the woman what to do, huh? Dude, screw that! After two-hundred and thirty-six years of assholes giving me this kinda crap, I'm still not giving up!
If you got any kinda balls you'll call me back and apologize. Hey who knows if someone on the network saw this broadcast and it cheered them up? Yeah! That's right! I'm gonna bust through this place even if it takes weeks or months and if you think your sexist bull's gonna keep me from it, you're gonna be hella pissed when I really get going.
I'll "acknowledge" you as England soon as you put your hair in pigtails.
Suck on that.