✪ first homerun [video]

[starspangledknockers]

[It's about time she tried this thing out, so here she is sitting in the library.]

Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.

[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]

Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...

[she looks around]

Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]

Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.

... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]

Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]

Comments

[Video]

[snowyvalemaiden]

Oy mon, puttin' yerself out der like dat ain't da best of ideas, even if I be likin' yer spirit gurl.

Dis place doesn't jus' harbor people lookin' ta make nice wit ya.

[Video]

[starspangledknockers]

Oh hey! [nice to see a familiar face.] Thanks!

Yeah, I get that. [said with an offhand shrug.] Still worth a try though! It's just how I roll. [she is just pretending that thing with "England" didn't happen. Amelia isn't sure why he got under her skin so easily and denial is a girl's best friend.]

I've done a lot of stuff everyone said was impossible before. You might as well go for something and if it doesn't work, you get back up and learn from that. That's how stuff gets done!

[Video]

[snowyvalemaiden]

[Xue chuckled and shook her head with a smile.]

Ya know, dat be kinda more acceptable here considerin' joo don't really die. At least as far as many a' da people here have experienced. Ya come back latah, even if ya were completely destroyed mon.

Tho, dey do say it's not a pleasant experience and dat each time it's worse.

But joo be right gurl, if no one does anyting, den it'll stay as is.

[Video]

[starspangledknockers]

That's really... weird. Not for me, 'cause I've died before but haha, that's such a boring topic! [She will reference her death(s) only if they accentuate how awesome she is.] Always got back up later! Uh, but even like... uhhh... Humans? And um, not-human-people-that-are-mortal? ["ALIENS" JUST SEEMS KIND OF MUCH EVEN FOR AMERICA ATM]

I've been in some pretty deep situations before, but I mean, I'm still here! They must have some crazy-ass technology, huh?

[Video]

[snowyvalemaiden]

I've nevah been too good with technology, but whatevah dey be usin' 'round here is defeinitely sumtin' mon.

I've had my fair share of da resurrection before too, but dis be different from wat I be hearin'. I haven't experienced it yet, an' truthfully if I do it's because I be slackin'. But I be havin' friends who said it's a ratha... excruciating feeling.

[Video]

[starspangledknockers]

Yeah, usin' somethin's right. [nodding in agreement, and rolling her eyes in REBELLION against... the Tower People. Who are dicks and deserve it.] I mean, that's hella weird! And really creepy and--

Shit. [for once looks a little at a loss, rubbing the back of her neck]

... Uh, do people really think I'm makin' light of this place?

[Video]

[snowyvalemaiden]

Well, ta be honest, dis place is ratha misleadin' sumtimes.

It'll be nice and pleasant at times and den it be all in yo face gurl, rippin' yer entrails out when ya be least expectin' it mon.