Amelia F. Jones || United States of America (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
starspangledknockers) wrote in animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
✪ first homerun [video]
[It's about time she tried this thing out, so here she is sitting in the library.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
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A nation cannot be a single individual.
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Um, but--! A nation is also an idea too! What's the word... [she squints] Like, a not... solid thing, y'follow me? Us nations are concepts and like, I really dunno how, but we just are! Man I don't know how to explain it. [pouting a little, she rubs the back of her neck and seems a tiny bit sheepish]
If you take somethin' that ain't solid, like an idea and you make it a person, that's me and the other nations. We're kinda there to help guide events and stuff! Soon as a place has uh, borders and a government and like, the people identify as from that place, we start existing!
It's so awesome! [LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS. Do these blue eyes look like the eyes of a lunatic to you?
Do they?
Do they?]
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That sounds absurd.
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[mature, Amelia.]
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[aaand she's done]
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[stares at the semi-blank screen.
SOME PEOPLE...]