Amelia F. Jones || United States of America (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
starspangledknockers) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
starspangledknockers) wrote in animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
✪ first homerun [video]
[It's about time she tried this thing out, so here she is sitting in the library.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
text
i thought you were a dude
do you still have texas glasses?
text
nah texas is my hairpins! :DDD wait what hold on though ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT UH
those dude nations??
no I'm not a dude I am the opposite of a dude
which is a chick
anyway so like I guess there are chick nations and dude nations and it's a buncha dimensional bs which is really cool except england is a total dick
but I don't wanna talk about him!! hes lame
SUP?
text
scool im from one myself well make a party
we get to skip around and cause rampant confusion throughout the land
anyway yeah sup
so youre america
thats pretty cool pretty solid career path
names jade strider
from texas if youre wondering
i had a chat with england and he said my state was your accessories so of course i had to ask
text
I don't really get paid to do this shit though but it's why I exist and I get to live in the White House
nice to meet ya jade! you can call me amelia if you want :P or ames
it's total shit that I got citizens here I mean seriously fuck that I'd send ya back if I could
I mean I gotta protect you guys so that's what I'm gonna do! :)
in the meantime we all need to hang out
have an american party in some room that aint tryin to kill us
these assholes gave me a flag!!
text
isnt it kind of the other way around given how the army and shit works
im kind of new to all this anthropomorphized country bullshit >:?
[Or maaaaybe she just...kind of feels bad since her and her friends kind of got Texas meteornuke'd and caused the end of the world. Twice.]
but nah i can dig it
light it up like the fucking fourth of july in here
even though im pretty sure its way past july