Amelia F. Jones || United States of America (
starspangledknockers) wrote in
animus_network2012-08-25 05:09 am
✪ first homerun [video]
[It's about time she tried this thing out, so here she is sitting in the library.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]
Heya! Thought I'd make a broadcast and here it is! This is the United States of America speaking. Crazy I know, I bet you're all like, "Oh shit, she's so awesome!" Don't worry if you can't handle how great I am, that's totally natural and everything.
[SHE CLAPS her hands together once and rubs them together in apparent anticipation.] Now that I'm here, these Tower dudes really have it comin'. See, I'm gonna get you guys outta here. Don't know how, where or when, but I promise! [slams a fist into her palm with a firm nod, determination glittering in her eyes.]
Between now and whenever the hell that is, let's get to know each other! You got that part about me being America, which is totally like... the best part, and also that I'm fuckin' awesome. Yeah that's right, I'm the U.S. of A. Comin' right atcha from...
[she looks around]
Uh. This library. [A pout. Which immediately disappears, because she's back to smiling again.]
Whatev, whatev. [Who could ever tell she's looking for information? Really looking, actually. It's a ruse.
... It's a ruse, and she really is showing everyone how fabulous she is. And don't you forget it.]
Peace out homies, and stay frosty!~ [she points at the screen and mock-shoots it with her finger, and with a wink from Amelia, the broadcast ends.]

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Oh, oh! It's like uhhh, you know when one thing represents something else? Like, our Statue of Liberty! Or uhhhh, there's like... a statue of Justice or something too. I explained it to someone else but she said I was crazy. Haha! [waves a WHATEVER kind of gesture.] Dude, you know what's crazy? Inter-dimensional travel to a creepy-ass Tower of Terror where aliens and trolls and alternate universes!
YEAH! Statue of Liberty, she's so gorgeous! Or when people say they get paid by "Uncle Sam." He's not actually a real dude, but ya catch my drift? --Oh yeah I heard my France and some other France are here. They haven't talked to me yet which is really kinda rude, but hey they're French. Maybe they're trying to be ~fashionably late~ or something.
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A-Anthropomorphic personification...?
[And then she grins. And then she beams. Okay, if this is actually true, then it's pretty awesome. It's like having a bit of home. Or all of it, really.]
Th-There's an England. Does that count?
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HEY! That's the word! Words. [shifting in her seat this is the best thing she's heard all day]
I-- [AND AN IMMEDIATE HALT. A pout--No, actually, it's a frown.] The one with the brows? Yeah, him. He ain't my England. Mine's a chick and she has her hair up in pigtails. Think it's that alternate universe b.s. again.
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...I had a friend here from home, once. Only, just...n-not my home. S-So I kind of think I get how it is.
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Hey, we can be friends too!
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Y-Yeah. I mean, if you want. Th-That'd be great.
I'm Tara. It's, it's really great to meet you. Um, w-what should I call you? Just...America?
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I, I'm usually on the floor with the meadow. Or in the library. Or, um, or the pool - I-I'm a pool cleaner.