.004 ♒ chronicAugustus began drowning in self-loathing. [Text]

[chronomancer]

...i Am Awware
that i havve not been particularly
Composed
lately
so i wwould like to Apologize to anyone wwhos gotten caught at the receivvin end a me bein a grubfuckin asshole
so
Sorry







...that includes you, vvan--karkat
i said a lot a shit i shouldnt havve

Comments

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

your wisdom well dried up in the saharan desert drought of '92
even the admittedly gracious and amazing shovel isnt enough to dig deep enough and find the spring again
and fuck you too sir

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[chronomancer]

nah
your shovvel technique is just Bad
wwhich reminds me
at some point
you an i need to havve a little talk
about howw not to break ones back an or wwrist wwhile shovvelin awway dead bodies
an also howw shootin is all about hittin the target on the first try
not wwastin ammo to see if you hit anythin

seriously jade
your technique is appallin

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

wow whoah what the fuck
this conversation has nothing to do with my less than stellar technique which
for the record has yet to get me killed
and i only broke my hand and it had nothing to do with my shoveling technique
which is fucking ace no matter what you say

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[chronomancer]

You Suck Strider
you suck so hard at your wweapons a choice i am fuckin Offended
an guess wwhat
i intend to Fix It

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

i didnt come to a shithive doomtower just to go back to school! >:(
your nagging offends me
as does your smell

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[chronomancer]

tough luck

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

fuck off! >:O

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[chronomancer]

nope

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

yes >:|

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[chronomancer]

its real cute howw you think youvve got a choice in this

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

sorry but i cant!
still going through davids grimdork therapy
plus i cant hold my gun or a shovel anymore
like i said totally trashed my hand
oh well what can ya do

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[chronomancer]

excuses

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

valid excuses

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[chronomancer]

Temporary excuses
i can see your future, hon
it invvolvves shitload a shootin practice

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

fuck you youre not a seer >:|

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[chronomancer]

but its magic jade
its wwhat it is

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

youre so bad at your magic it wouldnt even give you the time of day

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[chronomancer]

...that wwas godawwful
youre banned from puns forevver

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

youre not the boss of me >:P

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[chronomancer]

i am the vvoice a paradox space
i represent the millions that groaned in horror at that shittastic pun

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

if youre the embodiment of paradoxspace
im gonna kick you in the nads faster than you can say vast groan




i might just kick you in the nads anyway tbh

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[chronomancer]

not that i am in any wway Condonin nads kicks
but givven your
er
vvertical challenged existence
shouldnt the correct wword be "punch" rather than "kick"?

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[OH FUCK YOU ERI]

i will roundhouse kick your punk ass
chuck norris style

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[chronomancer]

[Oh yes, he went there. Gleefully.]

but a roundhouse kick to the knees is not vvery impressive

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[YOU ARE SO GONNA PAY FOR THAT]

im not THAT short you asshole and i swear to god i will rip your legs out of sockets