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[withak]

I have taken whale meat from a flying space whale that spits monsters, glazed it with ketchup, and covered it with mashed potato frosting.

Somewhere, an actual patissier is crying.

Miss Lambda, your cake is done. I've checked and made sure that it isn't poisonous.

Comments

[blackwitch]

You better believe it. Even if that girl might be a pretty powerful witch, I'm just as good, if not better!

[withak]

As long as you can make cake ingredients, I'll consider business with you. It doesn't matter to me whether you can fly on a broomstick or make potions.

[blackwitch]

[ oh no, don't talk to evatrice about cake.. ]

I could easily make an entire cake! Do you even realise who you're talking to..?

[withak]

Not at all.

[blackwitch]

Then let me enlighten you. I am the Golden Witch, the Endless Witch, Beatrice..! There's nothing that I can't do! [ not entirely true, but as if she'd say that. ]

[withak]

[Not entirely impressed, but as if he'd say that.]

Nice to meet you.

[blackwitch]

[ It's probably for the best, she'd either throw a fit or decide to demonstrate... ]

You mean it's an honor to meet me, right..? But it's okay, I understand. It's not every day that you get to meet a witch this powerful!

[withak]

I rarely meet witches at all.

[blackwitch]

You must come from a su-per boring place then!

[withak]

You could say that.

[blackwitch]

You're even admitting it? [ a scoff. ] I bet you're really glad to be in this place, it's much better than any other place, no matter which.. especially if where you came from was boring.

[withak]

Not really. I have things to do at home that I need to take care of.

[blackwitch]

... Boring things?

[withak]

Not for me.

[blackwitch]

Ah, I get it. So you're just another boring person then, right? With a life like that you might as well just give up and die right away!

[withak]

I don't think so. I have too many things to do.

[blackwitch]

Hmph, are you at least working for some kind of goal then?

[withak]

To protect people. I'm a police officer.

[blackwitch]

.. Just like I thought, totally boring! People like you just are completely useless, a waste of space.

[withak]

[Excuse you, I can make a cake.]

If that's what you want to think, there's probably no convincing you.

[blackwitch]

[ katsuya suou: 24/7 professional cake baker ]

Of course not. And I have a policy of not talking to boring people, they're not even worth killing. [ so she just stops the feed, shutting down the video. ]