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animus_network2012-01-12 12:23 pm
orphans) wrote in animus_network2012-01-12 12:23 pm
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It has come to my attention that the greater part of you [humans, he means--] remain completely and inconcevviably ignorant of the fundamentals of troll romance. WWhile this is not all together surprising, considering the lack of reading material pertaining to our culture, are you incapable of making any sort of inferences wwhatsoevver? I didn't think it especially difficult to assume an alien species wwould also havve alien customs, nor is observvation from afar a particularly arduous task.
If you still fail to comprehend my forthcoming explanation of a single aspect of our culture, ask a lowwblood to further elaborate; howwevver grueling that may be.
Matespritship is of the flushed quadrant. I expect this to be the easiest for you to grasp, as it is the most similar to human romance. Howwevver, the concept of 'pity' takes more prevvalence. It is concupiscent.
Moirallegiance resides in the pale quadrant. It typically occurs wwhen twwo trolls devvise something of a pact wwith each other in order to counterbalance their traits. As insinuated, one is the instigator, wwhile the other is the pacifier.
[INSTIGATOR OF... WHAT. sure is being inexplicit here]
Kismissitude, in contrast to matespritship, is a rivvalry; though it is also the other of the reproductivve quadrants. It is considered to be caliginous. This seems to be the most difficult for humans to wwrap theirthinkpans heads around, as it lacks a more distinct parallel. Consider it synonymous to havving someone you loathe dearly, though also find attractivve-- the description in itself provving to be a markedly shalloww comparison, but that's a necessity. Generally, as it is a rivvalry, it requires the acceptance of equality.
Thus, I suggest you refrain from ostentatious displays of hatred for another of my species here, lest they get the... wwrong idea.
[hint fucking hint. ahem.]
Auspicitization occurs wwhen a third troll intervvenes wwith the relationship abovve. This is to prevvent one another from outright murdering each other, wwhich wwould obvviously vvoid the possibility of a successful filling. It is also to prevvent unitentional infidelity, as a kismissitude can quickly become destructivve to nonparticipants. Its quadrant is the ashen one.
And this concludes the summarization of a sypnopsis.
As for the lesser of the trolls here: Do go on embarrassing yourselvves wwith your purposeful naivveté; it isn't as if there is an entire exposition of the superficiality of human culture in the form of a library a feww floors awway.
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Some questions regarding your flawwed reality. I suggest you answwer them.
If you still fail to comprehend my forthcoming explanation of a single aspect of our culture, ask a lowwblood to further elaborate; howwevver grueling that may be.
Matespritship is of the flushed quadrant. I expect this to be the easiest for you to grasp, as it is the most similar to human romance. Howwevver, the concept of 'pity' takes more prevvalence. It is concupiscent.
Moirallegiance resides in the pale quadrant. It typically occurs wwhen twwo trolls devvise something of a pact wwith each other in order to counterbalance their traits. As insinuated, one is the instigator, wwhile the other is the pacifier.
[INSTIGATOR OF... WHAT. sure is being inexplicit here]
Kismissitude, in contrast to matespritship, is a rivvalry; though it is also the other of the reproductivve quadrants. It is considered to be caliginous. This seems to be the most difficult for humans to wwrap their
Thus, I suggest you refrain from ostentatious displays of hatred for another of my species here, lest they get the... wwrong idea.
[hint fucking hint. ahem.]
Auspicitization occurs wwhen a third troll intervvenes wwith the relationship abovve. This is to prevvent one another from outright murdering each other, wwhich wwould obvviously vvoid the possibility of a successful filling. It is also to prevvent unitentional infidelity, as a kismissitude can quickly become destructivve to nonparticipants. Its quadrant is the ashen one.
And this concludes the summarization of a sypnopsis.
As for the lesser of the trolls here: Do go on embarrassing yourselvves wwith your purposeful naivveté; it isn't as if there is an entire exposition of the superficiality of human culture in the form of a library a feww floors awway.
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agoodoffen2e]Some questions regarding your flawwed reality. I suggest you answwer them.
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iit'2 not liike you're goiing two giive me a choiice anyway, riight?
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After abdication, wwhat wwas Her Imperious Condescension's fate?
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they probably kiilled her iin battle though or 2omethiing.
all ii know ii2 they put aa'2 ancestor on the throne iin2tead.
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You say her ancestor wwas put on the throne. WWhat of her wwhen she expires?
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my job'2 iin computer2, a22hat, not knowiing poiintle22 biit2 of hii2toriical triiviia.
well from my gue22 iit'd probably go two eiither another maroonblooded troll, her second iin command, or two my u2ele22 a2 2hiit moiiraiil.
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aa ha2 more than enough people takiing care of her, my2elf iincluded.
unle22 you were talkiing about your fii2hyfaced conden2e agaiin, then ii already told you: ii. don't. know.
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If they'vve somehoww been prolonged, howw is it that your society remains unsuffering from sevvere ovverpopulation?
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where ii'm from 2he'2 not aliive, but ii've 2poken two her here ii thiink.
not the 2ame one obviiou2ly.
and fuck off wiith that ru2tblood 2hiit fiin face before we have 2ome kiind of problem.
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Howw ineffectivve.
Is that supposed to be a threat, mustardblood?
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and that'2 goldblood to you, 2altliicker.
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I look forwward to meeting you in person, dirtlicker.