two. [text]

[orphans]

It has come to my attention that the greater part of you [humans, he means--] remain completely and inconcevviably ignorant of the fundamentals of troll romance. WWhile this is not all together surprising, considering the lack of reading material pertaining to our culture, are you incapable of making any sort of inferences wwhatsoevver? I didn't think it especially difficult to assume an alien species wwould also havve alien customs, nor is observvation from afar a particularly arduous task.
If you still fail to comprehend my forthcoming explanation of a single aspect of our culture, ask a lowwblood to further elaborate; howwevver grueling that may be.

Matespritship is of the flushed quadrant. I expect this to be the easiest for you to grasp, as it is the most similar to human romance. Howwevver, the concept of 'pity' takes more prevvalence. It is concupiscent.
Moirallegiance resides in the pale quadrant. It typically occurs wwhen twwo trolls devvise something of a pact wwith each other in order to counterbalance their traits. As insinuated, one is the instigator, wwhile the other is the pacifier.

[INSTIGATOR OF... WHAT. sure is being inexplicit here]

Kismissitude, in contrast to matespritship, is a rivvalry; though it is also the other of the reproductivve quadrants. It is considered to be caliginous. This seems to be the most difficult for humans to wwrap their thinkpans heads around, as it lacks a more distinct parallel. Consider it synonymous to havving someone you loathe dearly, though also find attractivve-- the description in itself provving to be a markedly shalloww comparison, but that's a necessity. Generally, as it is a rivvalry, it requires the acceptance of equality.
Thus, I suggest you refrain from ostentatious displays of hatred for another of my species here, lest they get the... wwrong idea.

[hint fucking hint. ahem.]

Auspicitization occurs wwhen a third troll intervvenes wwith the relationship abovve. This is to prevvent one another from outright murdering each other, wwhich wwould obvviously vvoid the possibility of a successful filling. It is also to prevvent unitentional infidelity, as a kismissitude can quickly become destructivve to nonparticipants. Its quadrant is the ashen one.
And this concludes the summarization of a sypnopsis.

As for the lesser of the trolls here: Do go on embarrassing yourselvves wwith your purposeful naivveté; it isn't as if there is an entire exposition of the superficiality of human culture in the form of a library a feww floors awway.

[locked to agoodoffen2e]
Some questions regarding your flawwed reality. I suggest you answwer them.

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video;

[floreatnoctem]

[Chidori almost laughs at his apparent indignation.]

Inferences are not always accurate, and I'm sure some of us wouldn't wish to offend.

video;

[orphans]

If the individual in question had any semblance 'a intelligence, than they would be. But if you must, then don't go harassin' a highblood over it.

video;

[floreatnoctem]

[So, so wryly-]

Is that a hint, Orphaner?

[verymuchalive]

Maybe some of us would prefer to learn about humans by speaking to them.
And maybe some of us don't want to go to the library in case you decide to try and stab them for no reason.

[orphans]

I'vve gathered. Fortunately, I'm not so susceptible to secondhand embarrassment.
Didn't I tell you there wwas one?

[benigncancer]

DID YOU REALLY JUST DELIVER A SERMON ON TROLL ROMANCE TO THE NETWORK AT LARGE?
IS THAT REALLY A THING THAT JUST HAPPENED?

THAT'S ALMOST ADORABLE, COMING FROM YOU, ORPHANER.
WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON?

[orphans]

[that... disturbing choice of words there]

An ovverabundance of idiocy.

[locked]

[agoodoffen2e]

2hoot.
iit'2 not liike you're goiing two giive me a choiice anyway, riight?

[locked]

[orphans]

No, actually.
After abdication, wwhat wwas Her Imperious Condescension's fate?

[madscientits]

You all have an actual concept for a relationship that is founded on hate? Well this may shock you, considering I'm human and all, but that is something I understand perfectly. I even have a hateboyfriend. He'll be so thrilled that there's a word to describe his behavior other than "stalking" if he ever finds out.

[orphans]

Not necessarily shocked, but more uncaring.
It's been noted, howwevver.

[grandhighblood]

Heh heh whoa, hang on there, brother.
JUST WHAT THE FUCK ALL INSPIRED YOU TO BE GETTING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TMI ON?
Someone or something get all under your skin about your quadrants?

[orphans]

Nothing of the sort.
The seemingly interminable idiocy seen wwith evvery convversation wwith the inclusion of an alien species; wwhether this be through observvation or an unfortunate firsthand experience.
WWhile this certainly wwill not end it, I'vve hope that it wwill at least quell it.

[Video]

[hoperidesalone]

[Protoman is not amused. He's also slightly confused, but mostly annoyed.]

...what.

I thought humans had the market cornered on a lack of logic and romance, but this blows it right out of the water.

[Video]

[orphans]

Your opinion means little to me; evven less if you don't bother to expound upon it.

[text]

[notagiraffe]

[Taiki wasn't human, and his world worked very differently when it came to reproduction but this was different again. He wasn't going to answer, but he was still worried about Eridan and this strange idea of Kismisis. So he should learn a little bit more about it.]

How is hating someone connected to reproduction?

[text]

[orphans]

The same wway lovve is. Or rather, isn't.

[Text]

[evokingfool]

That is quite informative. Thank you for explaining them.

[Text]

[orphans]

You're wwelcome.

[text]

[guardiandragon]

what

[text]

[orphans]

Are you illiterate?

[ocariness]

... I am not sure if I should thank you or be disgusted.
You do realize that by no means is one race superior to another, do you not?

[ YEAH she COULD thank him but this bothers her more. :'| ]

Just because humans, or any race for that matter, are different does not make them lesser to trolls.

[ TOO LONG DIDN'T READ ALL OF IT I mean... no she totally did, she just. Can't get over your oozing ARROGANCE ew. ]

[orphans]

[WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG??]

I nevver said trolls wwere the superior race, did I?
You only just suggested it.

Voice; I had to |D;

[reversedestiny]

So those first two... Basically marriage and what best friends do?

[...Yeah, Sora is pretty much doing this to be a bit of an ass to you. Because he can be, and he's been in a bit of a mood himself since the monsters. You just happen to be the outlet at the moment. Oops.]

Voice; o7

[orphans]

Similar, but not quite; though I've already explained the differences on a rather general level, it goes much deeper than that.