two. [text]

[orphans]

It has come to my attention that the greater part of you [humans, he means--] remain completely and inconcevviably ignorant of the fundamentals of troll romance. WWhile this is not all together surprising, considering the lack of reading material pertaining to our culture, are you incapable of making any sort of inferences wwhatsoevver? I didn't think it especially difficult to assume an alien species wwould also havve alien customs, nor is observvation from afar a particularly arduous task.
If you still fail to comprehend my forthcoming explanation of a single aspect of our culture, ask a lowwblood to further elaborate; howwevver grueling that may be.

Matespritship is of the flushed quadrant. I expect this to be the easiest for you to grasp, as it is the most similar to human romance. Howwevver, the concept of 'pity' takes more prevvalence. It is concupiscent.
Moirallegiance resides in the pale quadrant. It typically occurs wwhen twwo trolls devvise something of a pact wwith each other in order to counterbalance their traits. As insinuated, one is the instigator, wwhile the other is the pacifier.

[INSTIGATOR OF... WHAT. sure is being inexplicit here]

Kismissitude, in contrast to matespritship, is a rivvalry; though it is also the other of the reproductivve quadrants. It is considered to be caliginous. This seems to be the most difficult for humans to wwrap their thinkpans heads around, as it lacks a more distinct parallel. Consider it synonymous to havving someone you loathe dearly, though also find attractivve-- the description in itself provving to be a markedly shalloww comparison, but that's a necessity. Generally, as it is a rivvalry, it requires the acceptance of equality.
Thus, I suggest you refrain from ostentatious displays of hatred for another of my species here, lest they get the... wwrong idea.

[hint fucking hint. ahem.]

Auspicitization occurs wwhen a third troll intervvenes wwith the relationship abovve. This is to prevvent one another from outright murdering each other, wwhich wwould obvviously vvoid the possibility of a successful filling. It is also to prevvent unitentional infidelity, as a kismissitude can quickly become destructivve to nonparticipants. Its quadrant is the ashen one.
And this concludes the summarization of a sypnopsis.

As for the lesser of the trolls here: Do go on embarrassing yourselvves wwith your purposeful naivveté; it isn't as if there is an entire exposition of the superficiality of human culture in the form of a library a feww floors awway.

[locked to agoodoffen2e]
Some questions regarding your flawwed reality. I suggest you answwer them.

Comments

[orphans]

Nothing of the sort.
The seemingly interminable idiocy seen wwith evvery convversation wwith the inclusion of an alien species; wwhether this be through observvation or an unfortunate firsthand experience.
WWhile this certainly wwill not end it, I'vve hope that it wwill at least quell it.

[grandhighblood]

Got to be getting my honesty on about that shit right here, but that is all kinds of pretty hilarious.
BESIDES.
I didn't all motherfucking peg you for the type to be getting the quadrant awareness program all set up for the aliens's convenience.
I MEAN, CAN YOU JUST MOTHERFUCKING IMAGINE?
Aliens following in the cultural patterns of our species, getting the interspecies relations on with the quadrants.
BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING KNOW IT. EVERYONE WILL ALL BE SHARING QUADRANTS WITH HUMANS.
Motherfucking field day for all of us, don't you all think?
HEH HEH HEH.

1/2 the expression was kind of relevant okay

[orphans]

[ ... ]

[orphans]

WWhat are you trying to imply?

[grandhighblood]

Nothing much.
JUST MOTHERFUCKING SAYING.
Their understanding of the way this all works may encourage them.
ESPECIALLY IF SAID INFORMATION ON THE MOTHERFUCKING TOPIC
Was schoolfed to the little bitches by, say
AN OUTSTANDING MOTHERFUCKER THAT WE ALL MOTHERFUCKING KNOW AND LOVE.

Speaking of which
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS?

[orphans]

And wwrought wwith inaccuracy as your assumptions often seem to be, though charming in sentimentality nonetheless.

[...]

Disgusting.
Though I'd think it impossible if it wwere one of the concupiscent quadrants to be taken into consideration, in any case.
But

if the human wwere sharp enough to comprehend all logistics of another,
then I don't see wwhy it should be disallowwed on account of possible serendipity.

[grandhighblood]

Heh heh heh.
INTERESTING. SERENDIPITY, HUH?

[vague response is vague :|a]

You just can never motherfucking know with these fucking aliens, can you?
SOME OF THEM ARE PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING INTERESTING...

[orphans]

Do you not agree?

And does that last statement entail that you havve in fact considered feww for your quadrants?

[grandhighblood]

Sure, I can be all getting my agreement on about that.
THING IS.
What the motherfuck are you all hoping to discover?

Whoa, hahaha, what the fuck kind of question was that?
JUST BECAUSE A BROTHER GOES ALL MOTHERFUCKING SAYING THAT SOMETHING'S INTERESTING...
But I'm chill with that, since I can be all kinds of understanding why you would probably think that shit.
BUT STILL, A MOTHERFUCKING FEW?
More like, closer to the number zero.

[orphans]

There's nothing TO discovver.

A misplaced question, on my part, considering howw little interest I havve regarding the state of your quadrants.
But I'm sure you're awware by noww of wwhat they bleed.
If this is evven remotely correlated in our minds wwith the color lowwbloods do, I must wwonder wwhere the line is to be drawwn.

[and now he's making as much sense as you do on a daily basis, highblood. but don't think he hasn't glimpsed into a few of your conversations with the summoner, and has likewise jumped to his own conclusions...]

[grandhighblood]

Hey.
YOU MOTHERFUCKING WORRY TOO MUCH.
Burn that bridge when we all get to it or how the fuck ever it all goes.
MAKE A FEW MOTHERFUCKING CALLS TO OUR BEST MOTHERFUCKER, JUDGEMENT.

[orphans]

I hope you mean 'cross'.
Though yes, I do see your point.

[now he feels even more pathetic, because he feels as if he was just faux-comforted by the grand highblood???????? what is his life even]

[Video] (BECAUSE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TEXT FOR HER LINEFACE RIGHT NOW)

[cullionfish]

[Just. This face. This face forEVER.]

[Video]

[cullionfish]

That is quite enough gentlemen.

1/2

[orphans]

[OH MY SHIT


OH MY GOD







AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHああああああああああああああああ]

[text]

[orphans]

[no it's okay he can do this


yes]

I apologize if you found our discourse unsettling, [in any way shape or form]
though it wwas necessary to address.

[Video]

[grandhighblood]

[Just. Laughs. Face in hands, just straight cackling.]

Seems like shit just got a little out of hand.

[Video]

[cullionfish]

[There's a throaty snarl from the Condesce.]

You thought it necessary to discuss mixing our blood with mutant, weak, abominations?

[text]

[orphans]

[what the highblood doesn't get scolded????? unfair]

Of course not. But in regards to the non-reproductivve quadrants, if it wwere to promote troll serendipity, I thought it slightly less reprehensible.
But, if Your Highness wwould rather us refrain in all forms of such, then so it shall be.