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[ Haruhi manages to turn on the feed, a mysterious (and slightly mischievous) grin on her face. Apparently, it looks like she's plotting something. Something... horrible. ]

Ahem.

Attention, all humans, aliens, and any other lifeforms! Since it seems that all that mess is all over and done with, I guess I should introduce myself to everyone.

[ Especially since she knows that she hasn't exactly met everyone. ]

I am Suzumiya Haruhi, the all-important brigade chief of the one and only SOS Brigade! Of course, the brigade is no longer of any use here, but nonetheless, it's a very important duty to be a brigade chief. After all, being on top of the pyramid makes me a pretty important person, don't you think?

Anyway! I know that a bunch of you are from different worlds, universes, what have you. But... I'm curious! What are your homes like? And if you're an alien, I need to know this information even more, got it? If you withhold any information from the great Suzumiya-sama, I'll be sure to give you a very nice penalty.

Over and out!

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[ video ]

[oforder]

[ Remeber him, Haruhi? ]

Our world is set more than four thousand years into your future.

[ video ]

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[ She vaguely does. But only vaguely. ]

So that makes you a person from the future, right? [ She says this so cheerfully. ] What kind of future is it?

[ video ]

[oforder]

[ But... they played chess... ;__; ]

Humanity has left the earth behind to settle other solar systems.

text;

[papshooshing]

IT'S DEAD.

text;

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[ If someone is going to use text, she might as well do the same. Proper courtesy and all! ]

What do you mean by dead? Destroyed?

text;

[papshooshing]

WELL *NOW* IT IS.
IN FACT, THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE ITSELF IS GONE TOO
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.

[Video]

[heavenscorpse]

I'm from Venus.

[ video ]

[extraordinarily]

Venus?

[ Her eyes light up immediately, looking quite surprised. ]

Really? I know what the scientists say about the planet and how it's uninhabitable and stuff... but what's it like?! Are there any other people besides you that are from Venus, too?

[ video ]

[heavenscorpse]

There's hardly anything on Venus, and no people. Humans are really special.

[voice]

[derping]

[Well, there's not much to say about his own world...but if she's curious, then why not!]

I'm from a world called Destiny Islands. It's...well, it's a chain of islands. Exactly what it sounds like, I guess!

[ voice ]

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A world that's just... islands? That sounds kind of boring.

[ voice ] sorry for the wait! computer issues happened.

[derping]

I guess it kind of is, sometimes. I always wanted to see what else was out there, too. But it's still home.

video

[notsoquiet]

[ Nooot that she won't tell the older girl about magic soccer but - ]

Wow! You look really young to be a chief of a brigade, Suzumiya-san.

video

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Well, age doesn't matter! What really matters is that you've got the guts and ability!

video

[shadowofmoonlight]

Hm.

I am Dark Precure. I am your room-mate.

video

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Dark... Precure?

[ Haruhi takes a breath before manaing to speak up again. ]

What kind of name is that?

[ She's completely ignoring the whole "roommate" issue at the moment. ]

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[shadowofmoonlight]

...

Mine. My name.

[Video]

[temptestament]

*Does this voice sound familiar?*

I'm from the same world as Wilhelm, though if there's anything he's too confusing about, I might be able to answer it more simply.

[ video ]

[extraordinarily]

[ Of course it does. Haruhi doesn't forget a voice, ever. ]

From the same world, huh... you're kind of lucky.

[ video ]

[temptestament]

*Head tilt.*

How so?

Hooo boy she should love kuja

[fallen_stage]

Technically, aren't we all alien to this Tower? You'll have to be more specific.

[extraordinarily]

By aliens, I mean anyone who isn't human. From Earth, specifically.

[fallen_stage]

Oh, that planet. No, I'm not from Earth at all. If I remember correctly, most dimensional variations on that planet has no magic, correct?

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[priceofmagic]

I don't want a penalty, please don't punish me!!!

video

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Heeeeeh.

[ Poor little sucker, right at the palm of her hand. ]

Then tell me about your world and I won't have to give you that penalty.