permanon | text | backdated to Day 2 | itp Jade ruins the network

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ALRIGHT FILTHY PEONS OF THE TOWER.
I DON'T CARE A8OUT HOW MANY BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE.
WE'RE SETTLING THIS RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
ERIDAN AMPORA.
THE PUTRIED JADE-BLOODED ONE.
I HAVE A GIGANTIC RAGING H8BONER FOR YOU.
NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD.

[NOTE: all of Jade's posts can be seen as being posted all within the same minute, though they're still anonymous.]

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

oHH, tHAT WOULD BE, uHH, vERY HELPFUL, aCTUALLY!
tHIS IS A REALLY, uHH,
pRIVATE MATTER, aFTER ALL
};)

[fractus_animus]

Don't worry, we will certainly make sure the sloppy makeout rooms are empty and that there are enough for everyone.

This is very important after all.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

gOSH THAT IS UHH, rEALLY NICE OF YOU,
i DONT THINK MANY PEOPLE ARE, uHH, vERY HAPPY }:(

[fractus_animus]

I can't imagine why they wouldn't be! Shouldn't everyone support every form of love/pity/hate? You know, love/hate over killing and war and all that?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yES I, uHHH, aGREE,
tHERES ALREADY, a LOT OF FIGHTING, uHHH, gOING ON HERE
sO WE SHOULDN'T FIGHT EACH OTHER
mAKE PEACE, nOT WAR }:)

[fractus_animus]

That's right. It's okay, they'll realize eventually arguing with yourself and fighting isn't the way to go!

All I can do for now is help you all out.
I hope you guys have fun!