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Wwhat
Kar I
jegus christ wwhats the Big Idea coming out with this noww
8nt like i been feelin the same wway for a sweep already

BECAUSE I'M SICK 8ND TIRED OF ALL THIS DANCING AROUND HOOFBEASTSHIT.
SOMEONE HAD TO MAN THE FUCK UP AND GET THIS BALL ROLLING.
AFTER ALL I AM THE THIEF OF HEART
IT IS ME.

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wwell
ifn wwere just comin out wwith this stuff
an if this is the best opportunity im gonna get
theres this
blue human kid
wwhose kinda caught my glance globe

Oh my.
Um.
I don't think you're
quite my type.
There's another young man that's caught my own eye.
And his name is Billy.

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haha, i really hope you didn't mean me then!

DO WE SERIOUSLY HAVE TO FUCKING DO THIS RIGHT NOW???
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH WASTE TO WADE THROUGH RIGHT NOW TO DEAL WITH THAT INFURIATING HUMAN FEMALE.

karkat what are you trying to say! :O

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COME ON HOOFBEAST BOY.
FESS THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
YOU 8N'T FOOLING ANYONE.

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YOU NEED A GOOD KICK TO THE SHAME GLOBES.
LAY OFF OF MY GODDAMN TEXT IF YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL AT BEING ME.
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WORSE THAN GAMZEE'S ATTEMPT
AND THAT SAYS SOMETHING RIGHT THERE.

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-(Well)
-(As wre+ched as i+ is)(+o +hink)
-(+here is a red +roll girl around here)
-(+ha+ I can+ s+op +inking abou+)

Oh My
It Would Appear That
My Hemo Upper-Casteman
Has Finally Noticed Me

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:ε ~ whale, as long as we're purringing it up!
xε ~ there's actually this big purrrple mewtie walking around that ive had my cats eye on for a while!

SwOoOoOn ;o)

Are you s)(ore about this, karkles?? 38O

shhh, feferi!
don't tell anyone about our sordid cross-species love affair! :(

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TAVROSS WHERE ARE YOU??!!
I'm home!!
And alsso my sshirt iss open?? }:O

oHH, mISS VRISKA, oHH,
gAZE, :)

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I Know We Do Not Usually Condone This Sort Of Thing
But
The Human Blue Boy Who Calls Himself Egbert I Have Fond To Be Very Endearing

oh my gosh, kanaya!
i didn't know you felt that way!
you're making my kokoro go doki doki <3

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the fuck

Edited 2012-09-21 04:54 (UTC)

EXACTLY.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

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I knew all of you would eventually process your alien feelings for people. It was only a matter of time.

When should we expect the sloppy makeouts of the hate and love variety to happen, and should I go designate a few rooms for all of you after this experiment is over?

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oHH, tHAT WOULD BE, uHH, vERY HELPFUL, aCTUALLY!
tHIS IS A REALLY, uHH,
pRIVATE MATTER, aFTER ALL
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[hahahah oh god what?? Considering her experience with this...group of kids and trolls from the same multiverse, she has a feeling this is a joke of some sort, but oh well.

...wait no gotta knock off the color quirk or it'll seem she's contributing to this]

A+

Aaaaw, thank you anenoanon! 38)
At least SOM---EBODY understands!!!

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itp jade doesn't know how to fish pun

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY HEMOTEXT, YOU HORSEFACED, BUCKTOOTHED SHITLORD.

CoMe oN BrOtHeR, wHaTs aLl gOt yOuR UnDeRgArMeNtS In a kNoT?
EmBrAcE ThE GiViNg sPiRiT, mY BeStEsT Of mOtHeRfUcKeRs
ThAnKs fOr hElPiNg tO SpReAd tHe lOvE :o)

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[...this has Strider written all over it. THE QUESTION IS WHICH ONE THERE ARE LIKE FOUR OF THEM HERE]

well this is a surprising development if ever ive seen one

it's a miracle, isn't it! :D

Edited (HOW DO I HTML ANYMORE) 2012-09-21 05:13 (UTC)

eh this is still anon right whatever - most transparent anon

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good job david

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he has nary a single fuck to give

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does anyone anymore

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noooooooope

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A+ would be confused again :|

There Is Nothing Much To Be Confused About
Except Perhaps All Of This Body-Switching
But Its Good To Know That Amongst All Of This Chaos
We Have Managed to Come Together So Flawlessly

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... I feel like I should apologize for this.

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... i am not sorry for this, Lulu.

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I am not sorry for this either.

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...I had to.

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STRIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

yes i was about to say

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GREAT SCOTT!

[ Who taught her how to make her text obnoxious? ]

Edited 2012-09-21 05:10 (UTC)

GREAT BELUGA WATERBEAST!!!

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the great part about this is i've read like fifty trollmance confessions and this is pretty much them in a nutshell

a course it is
this is the Epitome a Romance on alternia
its beautiful

A few notes.

- The troll with the blue font is far wordier. I don't think a confession from him would be nearly so succinct.

- The term is 'lookstub' not 'glance globe'.

- Some of these are rife with memes, I hope you realize you're not helping yourself with those.

- See point one for the one with the gray text as well.

- Grammar and spelling check, you got a little sloppy with some of these you know.

So really, nice attempt but overall a bit unnecessary and self-indulgent. It's good to know you all have such productive ways of spending your time. If we were going to play with shipping, you should have put up a betting pool instead. That would have been far more interesting.

Yaaaawn!!
Tl;dr!!
Are you trying to make fun of uss?? }:(

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obviously anon text do i even need to say this

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permanon, what the fuck is a hiatus? we're just not sure

Re: permanon, what the fuck is a hiatus? we're just not sure

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