permanon | text | backdated to Day 2 | itp Jade ruins the network

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ALRIGHT FILTHY PEONS OF THE TOWER.
I DON'T CARE A8OUT HOW MANY BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE.
WE'RE SETTLING THIS RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
ERIDAN AMPORA.
THE PUTRIED JADE-BLOODED ONE.
I HAVE A GIGANTIC RAGING H8BONER FOR YOU.
NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD.

[NOTE: all of Jade's posts can be seen as being posted all within the same minute, though they're still anonymous.]

Comments

[benchedtragedian]

+1

[reddeadvirtuoso]

you guys sure do like jumping to conclusions!

[benchedtragedian]

Not much of a jump, really.
Considering there is a glaring lack of one particular color in all these supposed "confessions."

[reddeadvirtuoso]

you mean red, right!
i don't know! this kind of thing seems a bit too ~cool~ for those assholes, don't you think? :B

[benchedtragedian]

Yes, genius, I mean red.
Specifically, for lack of a better term: "Strider" red.
And on the contrary, this reeks of Strider-brand boredom.
My guess would be Jade or Dave, likely whichever one of them knows our various iterations well enough to imitate.
Though then again, it could be both of them working together.
Or one of them and another party whose color might also be missing.
Unfortunately I don't know all the trolls, so I have no way of knowing if all their various iterations are represented here.

[Jade, did you really think he would not attempt to solve this puzzle?]

Actually...trolls aside, there's a certain typing style + color combo that's also missing a confession.
I wonder if perhaps this isn't the work of three people: two Striders and a Lalonde.
Although Dave of the purple variety really does not strike me as the type for this sort of thing.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[wow John]

haha wow
you're putting a lot of effort into this!
i haven't seen dave around lately though :/
who knows! maybe they went and had their own private ceremony!

[benchedtragedian]

Hello, Jade.
Nice of your to use your own quirk with our color and confirm my suspicions.

[He may have only spoken to "real" John once but he knows the only difference in John typing styles is shift key usage. Nice try, Jade.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[HOW DARE YOU she is an ace roleplayer]

what are you talking about?
are you at the wrong computer?

[benchedtragedian]

You lost your periods in that last message.
Either John Egbert has gotten even more lazy with his grammar rules or I am talking to someone else.
Someone else is who is too lazy to bother with the shift key, any form of punctuation aside from exclamation points and question marks, and who uses emotes.
Sound familiar?
I am not sure what you mean by at the wrong computer though.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

it was kind of a weird thing to say out of nowhere, so i thought maybe you were responding to the wrong thing or something!
sheesh, chill out.

[CASUALLY IGNORING YOUR LOGIC]