permanon | text | backdated to Day 2 | itp Jade ruins the network

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ALRIGHT FILTHY PEONS OF THE TOWER.
I DON'T CARE A8OUT HOW MANY BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE.
WE'RE SETTLING THIS RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
ERIDAN AMPORA.
THE PUTRIED JADE-BLOODED ONE.
I HAVE A GIGANTIC RAGING H8BONER FOR YOU.
NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD.

[NOTE: all of Jade's posts can be seen as being posted all within the same minute, though they're still anonymous.]

Comments

[chronomancer]

oh but wwe all knoww you find my bullshit super charmin

[reddeadvirtuoso]

About as charming as a bowl of Lucky Charms without the marshmallows.

[chronomancer]

wwhich i assume are the human equivvalent a vvery charmin yes

[reddeadvirtuoso]

You're being very culturally insensitive, you know.

[chronomancer]

wwell thats unfortunate
but since youre Not my moirail
your chastisin means nothin to me
sorry

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Well shit

does she blow her cover to yell at him properly, or keep up this ridiculous-already-horribly-shattered charade...]

Touché, Mr. Ampora.

[chronomancer]

alloww me to tip my imaginary hat in a smug human wway then