4th Time in Text

[knightime]

what do you while waiting for the sleep paralysis to wear off?
i mean it was kind of terrifying the first time
and maybe even the second time
but at this point its like the hugest fucking waste of time to be stuck lying on your bed waiting to get feeling to your fingers again
but now im curious
what is the longest you got stuck lying in bed for
like an approximate if you werent sure of the exact time

Comments

[restitchtime]

Don't blame the sprite for you having fucking horrible ideas. It's got the express its opinion somehow.

[knightime]

rude
insinuating any of my ideas are horrible

[restitchtime]

I think what would be ruder (and untrue to boot, damn) would be insinuating that any of your ideas aren't horrible.

[knightime]

you obviously never seen true genius before

[restitchtime]

Obviously not. I'll let you know if I ever do though so you can take notes and improve yourself.

[knightime]

rude
you probably wouldnt be able to tell if it dropped its pants in front of you and waggled its dong your way

[restitchtime]

Damn right I wouldn't. If it thought shoving its unprotected dick my way was going to result in anything but serious regret then it sure as hell wasn't a genius.

[knightime]

sorry
next time itll remember to bring condoms
remember kiddies
use protection

[restitchtime]

Or common sense. But that might be asking just a little too much of anyone who's ever going to come into contact with me.

[knightime]

common sense
teenagers
youre asking for too much
shit

[restitchtime]

Let me dream, all right? I don't have a hell of a lot to cling onto.

[knightime]

pretend i didnt even say anything
dream big or dont dream at all

[restitchtime]

Finally you get it, jesus christ. I thought I was going to have to get down on my knees and beg for the ability to crawl back into my little bubble of willful ignorance.

[knightime]

ill make sure your little bubble is super protected
youll never have to worry about anyone popping it ever again

[restitchtime]

My hero. What the hell would I ever do without you acting as the most belligerent bouncer in existence?

[knightime]

probably write in your diary about how meaningless life is
how your poor bubble is abused or some shit
but no longer will it no the feeling of abuse
it can sleep well
and so can you
shit im so generous about this

[restitchtime]

I don't think that I've ever been on the receiving end of this kind of boundless compassion before. Keep it up and I'm probably going to burst into tears.

[knightime]

shit
better hold off
wouldnt want to cause the world to end because something that shouldnt have happened happened
ill be sure to deal out compassion in rations
dont wanna overload you too much with the warm fuzzy feelings

[restitchtime]

Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but even the smallest amount of compassion sends my shitty wiring into overload. The fate of the free world is basically fucked no matter what you do here.

[knightime]

shit
well everyone lived a good life
and if they didnt
well sucks to be them

[restitchtime]

Well gee, I wonder if you blew all your compassion on me just a few minutes ago? With a reply like that it's so hard to tell.

[knightime]

i hit the quota for today
theres only so much compassion i can deal out a day
come back tomorrow for more

[restitchtime]

Come back again and grovel? I don't think so, asshole. You want to shower me in goodwill then you can come find me yourself.