4th Time in Text

[knightime]

what do you while waiting for the sleep paralysis to wear off?
i mean it was kind of terrifying the first time
and maybe even the second time
but at this point its like the hugest fucking waste of time to be stuck lying on your bed waiting to get feeling to your fingers again
but now im curious
what is the longest you got stuck lying in bed for
like an approximate if you werent sure of the exact time

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[cullscuttlefish]

It never gets less terrifying, for t)(e record. You really don't want to get stuck staring at t)(e ceiling for )(alf an )(our. Trust me.

[knightime]

its kind of scary for like the first five seconds
idk
after waiting ten to twenty minutes for it to wear off its kind of annoying
seriously
i have better things to do than look at the ceiling for a ridiculous amount of time

[He got back from his third death, so yeah. He's really good at dying, even with the immortality. Oops...]

[restitchtime]

If you're going to make such a fucking habit of getting your ass penalized for dying why don't you just put a goddamn poster on the ceiling or something?

[cullscuttlefish]

You t)(ink so? I just t)(ink about --

-- t)(e mont)( w)(ere Jason did all t)(at stuff. I can't )(elp but be afraid t)(e entire time. Like someone's going to come in and do stuff like t)(at again. I don't trust )(im not to, and t)(at's w)(y it's so scary, I t)(ink.

[knightime]

id need a poster first
usually it requires actually having the item in question
you make it sound like i die left and right

[Ok. Maybe he kind of dies a lot.]

[restitchtime]

What, you can't get creative and make one yourself? Great job being unable to rise the fucking occasion and solve a simple problem.

Sorry, I forgot to imply that you were also dying up, down, and diagonally too.

[knightime]

oh right
that month kind of sucked for you

[Dave isn't talking about how he felt.]

ive never had anyone attack me after waking up though
its like they like to fuck with us but then they back off after
unless we piss them off
which is highly possible considering its us

[knightime]

but then id have to constantly change it as my gorgeous talents improve
theres no sentimental value staring at something i made when i can admire the works of someone else on my ceiling
maybe i can jack a poster from someone

wow suck my dick

[restitchtime]

There you go, resorting to petty thievery like a champ. I knew you'd come through eventually.

You sure about that? Double incest doesn't really look that great on the resume.

[cullscuttlefish]

T)(at mont)( sucked for everyone.

I don't trust any of t)(em not to decide t)(at t)(ey're just going to come in and take me away. Do more of t)(at stuff.

It's stupid, but it's w)(at I wind up t)(inking about. I need to quit dying.

[knightime]

this month just needs to end
fuck jason
seriously
just
fuck that guy

i think we all kind of do
implement a no dying rule
cant die anymore sorry
guess hell just have to let us live
cant go breaking rules

[knightime]

they wont miss it
they can just stare at my ceiling if they really want to see it

dream big or dont dream at all
gotta go the ten yards
might as well
at least they cant fault me for not at least being a risk taker

[cullscuttlefish]

Fuck t)(at guy in t)(e face wit)( a rusty culling fork.

)(e)(. I wis)(. I wonder if putting t)(at in t)(eir suggestion box would do any good? ')(ere, guys, we )(ave a no dying rule. You need to follow it.'

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[pegeen]

The longest I've spent paralyzed is about a half an hour, maybe forty minutes.

I agree, it's not really that terrifying anymore, but that doesn't make it any more pleasant. I usually end up spending the time thinking about my teammates back home or my family.. not really the best way to start off the day.

[restitchtime]

Yeah, yeah, all right. Just don't be surprised when someone tries to smother your sorry ass while you're paralyzed next time.

Because that was obviously something that was questionable after your slew of dumbass deaths.

[knightime]

i dont really want to think about culling forks
i was at the receiving end of one already
shit is nightmare fuel

i might actually try
the worst that would happen is that they say no
or ignore it completely

[knightime]

that might be a waste of time on their part

ok shut up alright
its not like i enjoy dying

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[knightime]

sounds rough
that seems to be a relatively common number
i guess we all have about the same death rate
that isnt exactly a good thing to admit though

we can all agree then
having that much time to think kind of sucks

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[lethechained]

[



Oh.]

[That certainly gets a frown out of her. She doesn't miss the implications.]

Think I suppose. [Except hopefully not the same thing she thought about; reliving what put her in that situation in the first place was not exactly a welcome pastime.] About good things if you can.

[As for that other part, well...] I was only there for a few minutes I think. [She says 'only', even though it seemed like a really long time while it was happening.]

What happened?

[restitchtime]

You're doing a damn good job of faking it then, because I'd never have guessed if you didn't tell me.

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[pegeen]

Yeah it kind of does, especially in a place like this.

Sometimes I wonder how people can get away with only dying once or not at all.. it feels like it's starting to get harder and harder to stay alive.

[knightime]

are you just here to poke at my obvious magnetism towards dying?
i think im aware of it already so you can kindly shove off

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[knightime]

being really fucking lucky
jason also seems to have favorites
it seems like the same people garner his attention each time hes around

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[knightime]

[Fuckkk hello.]

good things
right
thats a good time passer

[He hasn't had a lot of amazing moments here, now that he thinks about it. That's actually a really depressing thought. He's going to stop thinking about it because this is the exact opposite of what he wanted.]

didnt swap back

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[pegeen]

Yeah, I've noticed that.

I'd like to say that the next month will be better but Halloween is rolling around... I have a feeling we won't be treated to candy and a costume party.