4th Time in Text

[knightime]

what do you while waiting for the sleep paralysis to wear off?
i mean it was kind of terrifying the first time
and maybe even the second time
but at this point its like the hugest fucking waste of time to be stuck lying on your bed waiting to get feeling to your fingers again
but now im curious
what is the longest you got stuck lying in bed for
like an approximate if you werent sure of the exact time

Comments

[restitchtime]

What, you can't get creative and make one yourself? Great job being unable to rise the fucking occasion and solve a simple problem.

Sorry, I forgot to imply that you were also dying up, down, and diagonally too.

[knightime]

but then id have to constantly change it as my gorgeous talents improve
theres no sentimental value staring at something i made when i can admire the works of someone else on my ceiling
maybe i can jack a poster from someone

wow suck my dick

[restitchtime]

There you go, resorting to petty thievery like a champ. I knew you'd come through eventually.

You sure about that? Double incest doesn't really look that great on the resume.

[knightime]

they wont miss it
they can just stare at my ceiling if they really want to see it

dream big or dont dream at all
gotta go the ten yards
might as well
at least they cant fault me for not at least being a risk taker

[restitchtime]

Yeah, yeah, all right. Just don't be surprised when someone tries to smother your sorry ass while you're paralyzed next time.

Because that was obviously something that was questionable after your slew of dumbass deaths.

[knightime]

that might be a waste of time on their part

ok shut up alright
its not like i enjoy dying

[restitchtime]

You're doing a damn good job of faking it then, because I'd never have guessed if you didn't tell me.

[knightime]

are you just here to poke at my obvious magnetism towards dying?
i think im aware of it already so you can kindly shove off

[restitchtime]

I'm just here to make polite conversation like a normal fucking human being. Not my fault you kind of cut out most relevant topics by being a dipshit.

[knightime]

oh of course
how could i see it as anything else
so what?
does this make yourself feel better or something
constantly belittling everyone
im dying to know

[restitchtime]

Yeah, how'd you guess? I'm an insatiable bitch that runs off the tears of the despairing and am in constant need of refueling. You're just another victim on a long list of harassment.

[knightime]

arent you fucking doll
what would your little shadow friend say if she saw you now?

[Well this is going to escalate quickly.]

[restitchtime]

Nothing, considering I broke her jaw before shit hit the fan. I'm sure yours would be better conversation anyway - he was practically oozing insecurities, wasn't he?

[somebody stop them before they pummel each other]

[knightime]

funny how thats not how i remember it going
should i remind you
it might help with the faulty memory you got going there
its not like that shit is a secret now
congratulations
you know what some shit fucked up tower did
heres your fucking prize

[restitchtime]

Considering you can't even remember that staying alive is a fucking priority I don't think you have any room to talk about memory. Or are you going to blame your inability to go a week without being torn to shreds on the tower, too? Because there's only so much you can shove on it before it's just a pile of bullshit.

its not like i needed my heart anyways

[knightime]

i get it already
you dont actually have to shove it in my face
i was never cut out for any of this bullshit
let me just start being more like you
maybe id die less and get more shit done

nah that's totally optional

[restitchtime]

It'd sure save everybody a lot of time and energy if you did something useful besides playing the martyr. Or do you actually think throwing a pity party is going to magically make everything better?

[knightime]

sorry let me get on that
let me go plant some shit
grow some produce
woops theres the famine
guess theres no crops for the rest of the season
my bad

[restitchtime]

You're more of a desert than a famine if we're going to play shitty metaphors. Famines pass eventually.

[knightime]

your opinion of me continues to be the highlight of my day
youre my fucking sunshine
it is you

[restitchtime]

Somebody's got to be the scorching face of reality, and I guess that's me by default. Thanks for giving me so much to work with.

[knightime]

i appreciate the concern but i dont exactly need it
thanks but no thanks
go back to dealing with yourself and your self esteem issues

[restitchtime]

Yes of course, what the fuck was I thinking? You're never actually going to stop being a massive tool and getting yourself killed so many times that the general population loses track of the number.

It was pretty clearly a mistake to assume that maybe you'd try and watch your ass considering that you getting wasted effects more than just your sorry self. I won't make that goddamn mistake again, don't worry.

[knightime]

and youre never going to stop being the hugest bitch who makes it a fucking goal to try and put down everyone they come in contact with
if you arent putting them down youre trying to piss them off in some form or manner

ill keep that in mind next time im in a life threatening situation

[restitchtime]

Because all that touchy feely shit has definitely been great for the survival rates around here. I've never made any pretenses about being nice, but I guess you never caught that in the ten minutes or so between your revival cycles.

I'm sure you will. And I'm even more sure that you'll promptly forget it and render it completely fucking useless.