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[mayatama]

[When the feed turns on today, there is one enthusiastic Maya Fey. Even though she's not happy about the food choices this tower has (hey, she's going to try to fix that!), she has something more important to say.]

Hey, Tower!

There's this guy... he's a friend of mine. He goes by the name of 'Battler', but he told me that he's some sort of weird doppelgänger, alien clone, or maybe he's... one of those 'shadow' things that someone's told me about!

Anyway, I figured that in order to not confuse the two of them, that I, the great Mystic Maya will change his name! To Kuro! Zvarri! It's perfect, isn't it? Oh, but if anyone wants to call him Relt Tab, that's cool, too!

But maybe we should give him one of those nametags... you know, the "My name is Kuro", nametags. That way, nobody will ever confuse him for the real Battler guy!

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[justiceerror]

[..................maya.]

Heehh....? Everyone will know now, I see I see...

[but one part confuses him.]

What do you mean by 'friend'?

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[mayatama]

[She said she was going to spread the word! Now she needs to find out where she can get one of these nametags.]

I said I was going to help you not kill people, right? And helping out means that you're my friend! Don't you know the meaning of 'friends'?

[justiceerror]

[he'd rip it up!]

...You're still on about that? Hoh- you won't win that fight you know. I'll kill soon enough. [because he wants to, because that's all he knows.]

And no I don't, I've never had one before.

[mayatama]

If there's a will, there's a way! And I'll be the one to find out a way to stop you!

[She places her hands on her hips, looking at the screen triumphantly. Yes, she's pretty certain that she'll be able to make a non-killer out of this Battler.]

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[midgarhorizon]

And my name is Lord Fluffybottom.

But what's the point of tellin' everyone, kiddo?

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[mayatama]

[...She knows you're being sarcastic, there.]

Isn't that obvious? Because there's two of him on the Tower! What if someone mixes the two of them up because they have the same name and face?

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[midgarhorizon]

There was two of me for a while. Ya just get used to it.

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[mayatama]

Well, you may get used to it, but what about everybody else? How are they supposed to tell the two apart, especially if they're together?!

You can't just call them Battler 1 and Battler 2. That's just rude.

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[worldend_dominator]

...What are you talking about?

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[mayatama]

Well, he told me that he was some sort of 'piece'... like, a clone of the real Battler created to kill people. I thought it was kind of sad, so I told him that I'd help him become his own person and not kill anyone!

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[worldend_dominator]

Impossible. Who did this? The Witch?

video forever; pretend the other reply was video too

[mayatama]

Huh?

[Maya blinks twice, completely confused.]

... Witch... ? What witch?

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[blackwitch]

[ don't mind this girl over here, she's just cackling laughing her ass off. ]

No way he actually let you do that, riiiiight?! Or did you maybe get the wussier of the two? If you talked to actualy Battler-kun after all, all he could've done is cry at you or something and yell 'useless, it's all useless' like he's about to give up and dieee!

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[mayatama]

Well, this one didn't say any of those things! In fact, he acted as if he was going to kill somebody any second...!

[blackwitch]

Then what happened to him, I wonder..? Could it be that he became all soft and useless, letting a girl like you you just do as you please?

[mayatama]

He said there were two of him, so maybe the one who's really useless is that other Battler! And besides, I told him he should be the one to name himself, but he asked me to name him so that nobody confuses the two of them, so that's that.

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[heartbolt]

Alien clone?

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[mayatama]

Yeah!

[Maya claps her hands together, beaming enthusiastically.]

I didn't actually ask who made him... but maybe he was created by aliens! From outer space!

[titties]

W, Whaaat? That guy has a nickname now--no, that's just perfect! He's way different from me in the first place!!

[mayatama]

[She... honestly didn't expect to meet the real Battler. But then again, he did tell her that he was here.]

Really? I hope nobody's confused the two of you...

[titties]

You could say that, yeah... But, hopefully the first time is the last time.

[mayatama]

Well, now I've finally fixed everything! Nobody will confuse the two of you ever again!

[And if someone does, she'll have to come up with a Plan B.]

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[keybearer]

...Zvarri?

[Riku laughs. Maya, you're so silly.]

Is that some kind of catchphrase?

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[mayatama]

Yeah! Zvarri!

[She claps her hands together, giggling a little bit.]

Though we usually used it to guess what job someone has. Like, "Zvarri! He's a detective!"

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[keybearer]

But what does it even mean?

[Or maybe it's just a sound to express something. Hmm.]