two spirits channeled ★ video

[mayatama]

[When the feed turns on today, there is one enthusiastic Maya Fey. Even though she's not happy about the food choices this tower has (hey, she's going to try to fix that!), she has something more important to say.]

Hey, Tower!

There's this guy... he's a friend of mine. He goes by the name of 'Battler', but he told me that he's some sort of weird doppelgänger, alien clone, or maybe he's... one of those 'shadow' things that someone's told me about!

Anyway, I figured that in order to not confuse the two of them, that I, the great Mystic Maya will change his name! To Kuro! Zvarri! It's perfect, isn't it? Oh, but if anyone wants to call him Relt Tab, that's cool, too!

But maybe we should give him one of those nametags... you know, the "My name is Kuro", nametags. That way, nobody will ever confuse him for the real Battler guy!

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[justiceerror]

...And what if I were the one that tried to kill you? Would you be able to stop it?

[So sorry Maya, this is just how he talks to everyone. This is friendship, right?!]

[mayatama]

[...What is with all the villains and trying to kill, frame, and/or kidnap her? Maya remains silent for a few seconds, trying her best to come up with something.]

Well, I would definitely try!

[She's escaped death several times. She totally can do it again, right?!]

[justiceerror]

Try as you might, I know you wouldn't be able to do anything.

Aah... I wonder what kinds of screams you'd make? [Don't mind him, he's just being his evil old self. If she's still kind to him after this he'll really be confused.]

[mayatama]

Well, you won't know unless you try, right?!

[She's huffing. A lot. And besides, what idiot would tell them that they'd try to kill them before they did, anyway...]

And I wouldn't scream at all! [Actually, she would scream and then collapse, but that's beside the point.]

[justiceerror]

...Hmmm....

In any case.... I suppose I should thank you for the name. [don't read too much into it!!]

[mayatama]

... I guess you're welcome!

[It's a start, at least.]

[justiceerror]

This will be the first and last time I'll give you praise for something. [loser maya.]

[mayatama]

Really? Because I bet you'll be praising me when I find a way to stop you from killing people!

[By... using monsters as an outlet. Yep.]

[justiceerror]

[...]

Such a thing is impossible, I told you.

[mayatama]

Nothing's impossible! Well, except impossibility. At least, that's what they said on TV!

[justiceerror]

[...he's never watched TV before either.]

Are you always so entertained by such mundane things?

[mayatama]

Well, why not?

[She'll be huffing a little bit.]

[justiceerror]

Perhaps you need a....huh.... a hobby?

[mayatama]

Watching TV is a hobby!

[It's pretty legit, too.]

[justiceerror]

A boring one, if you ask me.

[mayatama]

Wha...? It's not boring! They show awesome shows like "The Steel Samurai" and "Pink Princess"!

[justiceerror]

...Never heard of them.

[...]

They're good...?

[oh now he's curious.]

[mayatama]

That's because you're completely lame, unlike me! Well, I have some of the DVDs, but I don't know if I can play them here.

[justiceerror]

[he's lame?! shut up!]

....Is this.... normally what humans do?

[wow what would his master say to this? he watched DVD's with her instead of killing her?

well, maybe some samurai shit then he can kill her, yep.]

[mayatama]

[It should be a sitcom. "Maya and Battler". People would totally watch it.]

Yeah! Unless you're Nick or Gumshoe, then you would eat instant noodles or solve crime. But watching the Steel Samurai is the best!