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[ At first Aschen doesn't notice the video has been clicked on or maybe she does; either way, she's disregarded it in favor of trying to hack into the terminal for further information. Clearly she's robotic in some nature judging by the features that adorn her body, but she also looks human with flushed skin and brightly colored eyes. After a couple minutes, she turns to face the camera fully. ]

My freshly assigned captain suffers from social anxiety, so allow me to speak on his behalf.

[ There's a notable pause before she speaks again. ]

All the single ladies. [ A nod. ] Put your hands up. I need an accurate headcount before I can fully utilize a harem appropriate enough for his needs. Captain, how do you feel about girls that are lacking in certain areas and have a complex about it? Personally I find them to be a much needed comedy relief, but your mileage may vary.

[ Men are welcomed as well. Aschen's just following her orders to find them allies in this place and sees nothing wrong with this. ]

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.... [Aschen, please go. Please.]

Listen, if I gave any other answer, it's my butt on the line when Alfimi finds out.

[ She can't just Alt+F4 herself. ]

So there's already a woman in your life.

[Yeah but Axel can Code ATA her. That counts, right?]

I wouldn't say she's a woman in my life but I owe her more than I could possibly ever pay back. Besides, we're kind of stuck together.

[ Why would he do that to his only friend here? ]

Then where is she? [ Just reminding him that she isn't here right now, so there's no way they're stuck together. ]

She got dragged into a portal. I jumped in after her and here I am.

Then she should have arrived here before you.

[ Robot logic. ]

That's not how jumps work. You can end up in different places or even in different times. Like what happened to you and the rest of the W series.

I arrived safely alongside Haken however.

[ Just reminding him that his luck is SHIT. ] We should keep an eye out for this Alfimi.

[Thanks for that, Aschen.]

May as well. She's got blue hair and two red dots under each eye. Can't miss that.

[ Two red dots? Unsure what to think of that. ]

Unique way to describe her. You failed to mention the bust size, but I suppose it's not that memorable.

I thought an earlier comment would have made it obvious.

I thought maybe flat-chested girls were her thing, but knowing you're into it specifically for this woman.

I don't know how I would handle a loyal-to-one-pair captain.

Are you programmed for something like group love?

You can test my flexibility if you prefer.

[ Pokerface. ]

Not interested in the slightest.

Keep this kind of talk going and I just might accidentally enable something from blushing so much.

I get the feeling that no matter what I'll say, you'll take it in whatever way you want to.

Your very voice makes the gears of my heart flutter in a way that's dangerous to my operating system. [ Dryly. ]

[CALM, AXEL. CALM. She's just trying to intentionally press every single one of your buttons for sure...]

....

With the proper readjustments to certain areas of my body, even I could please you.

[ Yes, yes she is. Is it working though? ]

No.

Just....no.

Are you claiming it's an impossible task?

I'm claiming that you're going to get hurt if this continues.

You'd destroy your own property? That's impressive.

Reckless, but impressive.

I'm sure there's someone out there who can put you back together.

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