anon text from your local Times New Roman club

[nodeviations]

If you could, please respond here with your costume, deaths- ones you caused, or ones others caused you -and also what you 'gained' from participation, if anything. Likewise useful would be a list of winners, but I suppose that may be shooting for the stars just a bit.

After you've done that, you may go back to your hugs, tissues, or whatever it is that soothes your troubled souls.

Comments

we may never knowwwwwwwwwwww

[nodeviations]

I can imagine.

That should work. We'll be sure to meet up with you wherever, at your disclosure.

[eh w/e we coo']

it's one of life's greatest mysteries [private]

[morituramfides]

There's something like a warehouse below one of the elevator stops that's pretty quiet. We'll meet you there.

[private] like how often jay eats

[nodeviations]

Could you see if you could, by some amazing luck and coincidence, arrive there with curry? I'm starving.

[private] does times new roman eat

[morituramfides]

What do I look like, your babysitter? I don't know what's on the menu this month.

yes, it eats lesser fonts [priv]

[nodeviations]

It's on the menu, but I suppose I can't expect you to play the part of delivery boy.

That said, I'll be there after I get my own dinner then. Way to impede the streamlining process.

[j/k bro but you're still a bitch]

[private] like courier??

[morituramfides]

It would be easier to streamline if we didn't have to take a lunch break.

[w/e w/e he's outtie]