[Video]

[alephbet]

Does anyone know a better way to convince people that monsters and demons are real than by summoning a giant fly and scaring somebody nearly to death? I feel a little bad for him, but I don't want him to really be hurt, and better something that listens to me than something that will actually attack.

[Under his breath:] Maybe I should have tried Lilim. ...That'd be scary in a different way. [He shrugs and moves on.]

My name is Aleph, if we haven't met. I'll add my services as a swordplay and gun instructor to the list of people offering. I have pretty good credentials. I'm also willing to spar with anyone who wants to keep in practice, especially if they'd prefer to fight a group.

What else did I want to say for this... oh.

Why orange?

Comments

[Video]

[technologic]

Exactly. And there's always something nearby to use as a fly swatter or shield, just in case.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Remind me not to talk about this conversation to Beelzebub, he might be offended.

[Video]

[technologic]

[Cue a quiet huff of laughter.] I mean him no offense, it's just a habit when you have a best friend who is scared of bugs. I'm sure he's a nice, um, giant fly.

[Video]

[alephbet]

He isn't that bad, for a demon. They all take some getting used to.

[Video]

[technologic]

Well, that's good to hear. Since I think the one time where I met most of them was when we fought.

[Video]

[alephbet]

I'm keeping them under more supervision since the Mara incident.

[Video]

[technologic]

Sounds like a good idea, considering how the Mara incident went...

[Video]

[alephbet]

[#things I will never live down]

Nothing that bad has happened since then, besides this.

[Video]

[technologic]

[You will forever be known as 'the guy with a dick in a chariot', Aleph.]

And a giant fly isn't that bad. Sure, pretty scary at first, but there's worse in the tower.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Much worse. I guess I'm lucky I'm used to this.

[Video]

[technologic]

Ehe, yeah, that's true, and it's the same for me too.

... So, what prompted this instructor thing you're doing?

[Video]

[alephbet]

It's a waste to know how to fight and how to teach, and not use it to help others.

[Video]

[technologic]

Hmm, that makes sense. In that case, I wish you luck in your instructor, uh, things.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Thank you. What are you up to, April?

[Video]

[technologic]

Eh? [Cue a rather stunned look.] Uh... Just doing research and working on the monster list. So, um, not much.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Still, it's probably more productive in the long run than what most people are doing now.

[Video]

[technologic]

Ah, well, I like being busy, so being productive is something I try to do. Plus, I promised someone I would help them with something.

[Video]

[alephbet]

I know you keep your promises.

[Video]

[technologic]

Well, ah, I am a woman of my word... [And considering April is not used to talking about herself, she's gonna try to change the topic, even if she's kinda awkward about it.]

... Um, anyhow, there's another thing I'm curious about. What did you mean by 'why orange'?

[Video]

[alephbet]

The dinner meals in the cafeteria. All orange.

[Video]

[technologic]

Ooooh.

... I hadn't noticed, since I, uh, I've been hunting my own food.

[Video]

[alephbet]

That might be a better idea than just taking cafeteria food, actually.

[Video]

[technologic]

... I guess so. Though hunting is a habit for me, plus I was getting sick of pumpkin and I didn't really notice the month change.

But at least the cafeteria is better than the restaurant.

[Video]

[alephbet]

I wouldn't try the restaurant unless the cafeteria had absolutely no food.

[Video]

[technologic]

I wouldn't even try it then. I'm not too fond of the idea of possibly losing a body part.