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5th Time in Text

how many times have you gone back quote unquote home?
this would be my second time going back
also how long do you get sent back for
both times for me it was like a fucking month
god a fucking month of this shit where you have nothing to do
do you even realize how boring that is?
its like making angels in the fucking ground pretending its actually fun
i assume making snow angels is the shit
but tv programming could be a lying fuck
i only saw snow once and we kind of had shit to do
its cold anyways and why the fuck would you like snow
because freezing your ass off is so much fun
but thats not the point
im back i guess

...
it feels emptier than usual

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[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. She's so sure, Dave. So sure. (Brb, she needs a moment to laugh.)]

Don't worry I won't make you do that. I wouldn't want to inconvenience you. [... Hee.] I'm not sure you'd find me anyway. [No, she's joking.]

im the king of hide n seek
you say that but id find you
you cant hide from me

Are you certain? Because now that I think about it I might be pretty good at hiding if I really try.

[Considering the whole cheaty portally powers and stuff, not to mention the chances of being able to get a track on his heart.]

youre gonna lose
i guarantee

[He has time powers. This would be an intense game of hide n seek.]

[Future generations of all the worlds would speak of it in whispers.]

[She's not actually competitive, or anything, but now that this discussion has started... it sort of sounds like fun.]

Really? Now you've made me curious.

obviously a giant game of hide n seek needs to happen
shit would be intense

[It would be the most intense game of hide and seek ever, including that one with the monster teddy bears--]

Obviously. [!] It sounds like a lot of fun. [-- Oh, wait.] It [< I >]would[< / I >] be very intense. [-- Hee.] If you think you can handle it.

[We don't talk about the teddy bears.]

i dont think you realize how hardcore i am
im as metal as you can get

[Which is a good policy and one she will be continuing.]

Is metal any good at hide and seek?

[Tee hee.]

Because if it is you might need some.

[Sick... burn? Naminé, you kind of need to practice that.]

we really need to widen your vocabulary to include more modern phrases
because im pretty sure my use of metal went why over your head
no offense

[Wow, she's cute though.]

[-- Pfffff.]

No I think I understood you from the context.

I was trying to make a joke.

[Not a very good one, she'll admit. ~~She needs to learn to joke, too.~~]

i think we need to work a bit on your joking skills
just a little
like youre just barely there but not quite

We probably do. I've never been very good at them.

[Never had much practice with them to GET good.]

Was that an offer?

youll be the master of it all by the time were done
i mean youll probably just naturally absorb all my knowledge while being in my presence
i kind of just exude that shit

That's quite a talent. I'm sure I'll learn a lot. Before you know it I'll even be making the administrators laugh.

[Hopefully for the... right reasons. Not the sadistic ones.]

theyre touch cookies
id recommend not bothering
mostly because their humor is shitfucking terrible

[Ugh.]

You're probably right. I don't think I could crack them even with your help.

[Mainly because the kind of humor they've already got is not something she wants to get into.]

I really do need help. That was terrible.

hahaha shit i laughed though
sometimes terrible things are pretty great
kind of like you didnt see it coming but you should have so you laugh at it
that was me just now
it was kind of embarrassing
or it would be but roommates are out

[-- Hah.]

Lucky you. I guess we could have been embarrassed together because I just laughed at that too. [... Well,] Or at least I laughed at your laughing. Would that have been terrible by association or is far enough removed that it's okay?

terrible by association
sorry but you dont get out of this scot free
lay in the bed you made

Oops.

[Except for the part where she ain't even bothered.]

Don't worry I'm happy to take full responsibility for my significant failures in this matter.

That might be kind of difficult. I'm not in my room.

[Does she know what he really meant? Yes. Is she trolling him anyway? You bet.]

i can hear the cries of your bed right this moment
you really let it down
its heartbroken you fiend

Oh no.

[Kind of loses the emphasis without the exclamation point, whoopsy.]

I never meant to hurt its feelings. Maybe it'll help if I tell it I'll be back later. I have to go to sleep some time.

you better
give it some extra rolling cuddles or something
show it that you really care
maybe just maybe your bed will forgive you

I will make absolutely sure to let it know it's important. Maybe I'll even find an extra blanket so that it's especially cozy.

Do you think that will be enough?

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