.002 ♐ cerberusTestament changed his status to facepalming into infinity [Text/Action]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ It has come to my attention the presence of certain, shall we call them unexpected elements
}↠ Native from my world
}↠ That one would have thought impossible to be found in here
}↠ Is this to be a common occurrance at all

[No, he doesn't mean the Grand Highblood. Someone had a run in with an imperial drone and died, because he's too stupid to run. So he's caught between having died a horrific death, and being just bemused in general. He's in the library if you want to pester him in person, quietly growling at the terminals because the one time he decides to use the network, it's being uncooperative.]

Comments

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Perhaps, though I was not referring to individuals
}↠ As it were
}↠ Since this tower has repeatedly demonstrated there is no end to the variety of them
}↠ That eventually make their way here

[glowsferatu]

I Havent Been Present Log Enough To Recognize Anything But The Individuals Really
What Elements Were You Referring To Then

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Imperial Drones

[Were you having a nice day? Darkleer is not having a nice day.]

[glowsferatu]

Oh


Well Isnt That Fortuitous

What Purpose Would They Even Serve Without A Mother Grub
Or Is There A Mother Grub Here And I Just Havent Heard About It Yet

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ They do not conduct themselves as one would expect

[glowsferatu]

Which Means What Exactly

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ And now I know you have never actually seen one, have you

[glowsferatu]

I Havent Personally But I Know What They Do
Im Asking You What Manner They Are Conducting Themselves Outside Of Expectations
But If Youd Like To Be Ever So Longsuffering And Useless As A Source Of Information Then Fine We Can Do That Too
Or If You Might Instead Prefer To Have A Semi-Functional Conversation You Might Consider Answering My Question Rather Than Resorting To Pointless Condescension
Ill Leave That Choice In Your Hands

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Mind your tone, jadeblood
}↠ Lest I be inclined to instruct you in proper etiquette

[glowsferatu]

Oh Whatever
Should I Be More Polite And Subordinate In My Asking
Is Patronizing Your Hierarchical Stimulation What I Must Resort To For Simple Information
Im Really Not In The Mood

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ You toy with my patience, which is rapidly growing thin
}↠ Your undue arrogance is betrayed your lack of knowledge and experience
}↠ You are entitled to nothing, not by caste nor by age
}↠ So if it is knowledge or cooperation you expect, you could stand to learn some manners

}↠ So I tell you again, child, mind your tone or I will teach you to

[glowsferatu]

My So-Called Arrogance Is A Response To Being Met With The Same
If Its Manners Youd Like Displayed Then You Might Consider First Displaying Them Yourself
Because I See No Point In Subduing Myself Simply Due To Your Hemosuperiority
There Arent Enough Of Us Remaining For That To Even Matter

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Then perhaps you should stop trying to make it about blood
}↠ When it is chiefly about age
}↠ For the third and last time, child
}↠ Mind your tone, or you will be taught a lesson you will not soon forget.

[glowsferatu]

Maybe Its Hunger That Inspires Me To Make It About Blood
Why Do You Insist That Its About Age

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Charming
}↠ Because if you were my age, you would be dead
}↠ Jadebloods do not leave nearly this long

[glowsferatu]

Given Our Nature I Doubt Youve Encountered Enough Of Us To Be An Expert
Aside From Which Im Already Dead Anyway

But Uh
Just How Old Are You Exactly

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Four hundred and sixty two
}↠ Give or take a sweep, I stopped keeping track when I reached four hundred

[glowsferatu]

[ welp. what does one even say that that? ]

Oh

[disgracedvoid]

[He's laughing at you.]

}↠ Indeed

[glowsferatu]

So What Does That
How Can That Even Work
I Was Under The Impression That Everyone Was Dead
You Could Be Lying That Wouldnt Be Difficult Over This Medium

[disgracedvoid]

[He's still laughing at you.]

}↠ Dead like you are, is that not it
}↠ I suppose if one is too narrow minded to think of time in any way other than linearly
}↠ Then yes, this must seem quite confusing
}↠ However, barring that specific circumstances, the plausibility rises dramatically

[glowsferatu]

I Highly Doubt You Would Be Dead Like I Am
I Dont Know If Anyone Really Can Be
Undeath Is Weird
And Time Is Also Weird
Maybe You Are Telling The Truth

[disgracedvoid]

[He might forgive your arrogance if you keep making him laugh this much.]

}↠ Maybe

[glowsferatu]

[ she's just a hilarious failure, it's no wonder you can't help yourself darkleer. ]

Yes Maybe
Im Willing To Entertain The Possibility

[disgracedvoid]

[It's one of her many talents, apparently.]

}↠ Such graciousness from you
}↠ How terribly moving a gesture