.002 ♐ cerberusTestament changed his status to facepalming into infinity [Text/Action]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ It has come to my attention the presence of certain, shall we call them unexpected elements
}↠ Native from my world
}↠ That one would have thought impossible to be found in here
}↠ Is this to be a common occurrance at all

[No, he doesn't mean the Grand Highblood. Someone had a run in with an imperial drone and died, because he's too stupid to run. So he's caught between having died a horrific death, and being just bemused in general. He's in the library if you want to pester him in person, quietly growling at the terminals because the one time he decides to use the network, it's being uncooperative.]

Comments

[glowsferatu]

It Certainly Has Been In My Experience
Yourself Being Only Another Case In Point

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ How so, indeed

[glowsferatu]

Perhaps Im Misreading
Thats Always Possible
That Is A Very Particular Color Youve Chosen And I Wonder If It Isnt Accidental
But Seeing It So Prefixed Doesnt Quite Inspire Such An Impression

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ It is as accidental as your own choice of hue, I am sure

[glowsferatu]

Then The How So Should Hardly Need To Be Asked
I Expect We May Encounter Some Of The Same Examples

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Perhaps, though I was not referring to individuals
}↠ As it were
}↠ Since this tower has repeatedly demonstrated there is no end to the variety of them
}↠ That eventually make their way here

[glowsferatu]

I Havent Been Present Log Enough To Recognize Anything But The Individuals Really
What Elements Were You Referring To Then

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Imperial Drones

[Were you having a nice day? Darkleer is not having a nice day.]

[glowsferatu]

Oh


Well Isnt That Fortuitous

What Purpose Would They Even Serve Without A Mother Grub
Or Is There A Mother Grub Here And I Just Havent Heard About It Yet

[pushedaround]

wELL,
aNYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THIS TOWER,

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Unfortunately, it seems to be that way

[pushedaround]

uM, iF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING,
wHAT HAPPENED?

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I died

[And he's so incredibly happy and amused by that, you don't even know. 8|]

[pushedaround]

oH,

[ HE'S SO GLAD THAT HE'S NOT DEALING WITH YOUR DEADLY STARE RN !! Because he can totally feel the joy and happiness behind those words. ]

i'M SORRY, }:(

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I fail to see how it could possibly be something for you to apologize for

[THE STARE MAKES YOU CRINGE THROUGH THE SCREEN.]

[pushedaround]

[ STOP !! ]

eRR,
i DON'T KNOW, iT IS SOMETHING YOU SAY WHEN YOU HEAR AWFUL NEWS?

[disgracedvoid]

[Can't stop, won't stop.]

}↠ You think that was awful news

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[doctor_dismemberment]

As far as I can tell, yes.

[But, more importantly...]

...Why are you all typing like idiots?

[He will never understand troll quirks.]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I had suspected as much, but just recently received direct confirmation

}↠ ...I beg your pardon

[doctor_dismemberment]

There are things native to my world here, too. I believe the administrators called it a "side-effect" of some sort.

The people who replied to you are typing in obnoxious colors, and they don't seem to know how to capitalize things properly (I consider myself an expert on capitalization, being German). And you're... What is that? That little thing before all of your sentences?

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ There are side effects
}↠ And then there is sheer stupidity

}↠ Oh, I see
}↠ It is a typing quirk, most if not all of my kind have one
}↠ Though I admit some of the younger ones do so often go overboard with it

[doctor_dismemberment]

Yes, well, I've said time and time again that I would do a much better job at managing the Tower than our gracious hosts, but to no avail.

Oh mein Gott. I remember talking to someone about this before. Let me guess - you're all trolls? The last one I spoke too was so angry that I never did get an answer as to why he typed like he did, as far as I remember.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Considering the current situation, I do believe even moss would do a better job of it
}↠ Moss knows how to stay warm, at the very least

}↠ I am, though I have been lead to believe that most of the trolls currently in the tower
}↠ Are either children or lowbloods
}↠ So rationality might be something of a chore to coerce out of them

[doctor_dismemberment]

...Moss?

Yes, the last one I spoke to certainly seemed like a child. Looked like one, too... He used far more strange terminology than you did, so I'll thank you for being slightly more coherent. "Lowblood" stands out, though.

[That's his way of attempting to prod for more information.]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Never mind

}↠ Ah yes
}↠ The lower blood castes have always had a habit to betray themselves
}↠ With their uncultured nomenclature