.002 ♐ cerberusTestament changed his status to facepalming into infinity [Text/Action]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ It has come to my attention the presence of certain, shall we call them unexpected elements
}↠ Native from my world
}↠ That one would have thought impossible to be found in here
}↠ Is this to be a common occurrance at all

[No, he doesn't mean the Grand Highblood. Someone had a run in with an imperial drone and died, because he's too stupid to run. So he's caught between having died a horrific death, and being just bemused in general. He's in the library if you want to pester him in person, quietly growling at the terminals because the one time he decides to use the network, it's being uncooperative.]

Comments

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I fail to see how it could possibly be something for you to apologize for

[THE STARE MAKES YOU CRINGE THROUGH THE SCREEN.]

[pushedaround]

[ STOP !! ]

eRR,
i DON'T KNOW, iT IS SOMETHING YOU SAY WHEN YOU HEAR AWFUL NEWS?

[disgracedvoid]

[Can't stop, won't stop.]

}↠ You think that was awful news

[pushedaround]

yES,

[disgracedvoid]

[The GHB are bad news. Isn't dying supposed to be a "must be Tuesday" kind of thing?]

}↠ Dare I even ask why

[You know he's gonna judge you no matter what answer you give.]

[pushedaround]

[ Y E S, but it still sucks. You know?

And again, he's so glad they're doing this over the network and not in person. ]

yOU WON'T LIKE THE ANSWER,
sO, uH, i WON'T SAY ANYTHING,
,,,
iF THAT'S OKAY, oF COURSE,

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ ...fair enough
}↠ Then allow me to change the topic to something far more straightforward
}↠ Have you made any progress with that project of yours

[The good news is that he remembers you. The bad news is... he remembers you.]

[pushedaround]

[ CAN YOU STOP BULLYING HIM OVER THE NETWORK? He can ... feel it! ]

yES,
i DIDN'T BREAK ANY BONES, aND I'M GETTING REAL GOOD WITH THAT, hAMMER,
}:D

bUT,
uM,
wELL ,,,,,,,,

[disgracedvoid]

[Bullying? What bullying? You even made it into his CR chart, Tavros. Aren't you proud?]

}↠ There is always a but

[pushedaround]

[ w o w !!!!!!!!!!! Now he feels stupid for thinking that you're kinda cool. He takes it back. ]

tHAT'S THE ONLY,
tHING,
i LEARNED,
uSING A HAMMER, tHAT IS,
sO,

[disgracedvoid]

[...Sagittarius, Tavros. Sagittarius. Show me one of them that isn't an epic failure, I dare you.]

}↠ If you are going to ask something, you should probably do it while I am annoyed at something else
}↠ Since I am most likely to say yes at this point

[pushedaround]

[ LEAVE!

Wait, no, don't leave. Because-]

i, nEED YOUR HELP,
cAN YOU, pLEASE, hELP ME AGAIN?

[disgracedvoid]

[Rude. You wish you failed the same way he does. Wait that came out wrong.]

}↠ And what exactly would I be agreeing to
}↠ In the not entirely hypothetical case I decided to say yes

[pushedaround]

[ Senpai u ok? ]

HELPING ME WITH, UH, BUILDING MY WEAPON,

[disgracedvoid]

[...no. Shut up, it's been a few weird days.]

}↠ Fine
}↠ I suppose the variety could be entertaining