.002 ♐ cerberusTestament changed his status to facepalming into infinity [Text/Action]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ It has come to my attention the presence of certain, shall we call them unexpected elements
}↠ Native from my world
}↠ That one would have thought impossible to be found in here
}↠ Is this to be a common occurrance at all

[No, he doesn't mean the Grand Highblood. Someone had a run in with an imperial drone and died, because he's too stupid to run. So he's caught between having died a horrific death, and being just bemused in general. He's in the library if you want to pester him in person, quietly growling at the terminals because the one time he decides to use the network, it's being uncooperative.]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

...Okay.

I am sensing implications of space travel here. How far off the mark am I?

[And that is when Richtofen will hide. Somehow. Even though they're trapped in a Tower, and so logically, there are only so many places he can be.

Do not underestimate this man's creativity.]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Not at all, it is exactly as such

[Darkleer is a pro at hiding and not being found when he doesn't want to be found despite being a goddamn mountain of a troll, but that doesn't mean he's all that good at finding people, so you might be fine, Richtofen. All you gotta do is hide for a couple hundred years for him to forget the slight. 8)]

[doctor_dismemberment]

Ah, wunderbar. I still do not understand entirely, but space travel is always fun! Ja?

[...He can't live that long. 8(]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I am afraid I would be referring to you purely second hand information about it, as I never engaged in it myself
}↠ But I suppose it is, in its own way, fun

[Darkleer's favorite type of revenge! The one he doesn't actually have to work for!]

[doctor_dismemberment]

No need to feel bad about it, friend. I only ever got to the moon, myself.

[The voices in his head flare and chatter intermittently, louder when he remembers his first trip to the moon. Richtofen forces a smile onto his face even though no one's around to see him.]

But it was worth it, I think.

[NO STOP DARKLEER DAS MEAN]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Then that is all there is to it, the satisfaction of a job well done

[>Darkleer
>Mean
> ]

[doctor_dismemberment]

Actually, it remains a job only half-finished, as it stands! This pesky Tower situation has sort of put my plans on hold for the time being.

Not that you mind, aha. Don't let this old man bore you! Now, what were you saying about that Empress and her executions..?

[There is clearly only one way to respond to this.

]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ If anyone toes the line of boring or old these days, it might perhaps be me
}↠ Or so I would say, perhaps, I were still prone to self-deprecation
}↠ It is a habit one does grow out of in good time
}↠ Alas, one hopes that one you are done with this tower, you will find time to finish your pending duties
}↠ What else would you like to know, then

[NONESENSE!

]

[doctor_dismemberment]

Yes, I am very much hoping that everything will go smoothly.

...Hm. You said traitorous behavior will get a person executed, as opposed to culled, yes? What makes a person a traitor in your society?

[Woah there, friend!

]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Direct defiance to the Empire, the Empress or the hemospectrum would qualify
}↠ There have certainly been fools who tried

[}↠ ...apologies, I got perhaps a little too excited

]

[doctor_dismemberment]

It must certainly take a special brand of fool to go up against your Empress like that.

[After all, this society kills people over text colors and he still can't get over that.

damn right u did, u

]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Indeed, yet I assure you, they exist

[It's okay, nobody can get over the text colors.

Also, NO U. DUCKLEER JUDGES YOU.

]

[doctor_dismemberment]

My, I have to wonder whether these people are bold, or just stupid.

[I HAVE NO CLEVER IMAGE RESPONSE TO THIS SO JUST HAVE A SBAHJ FACE

8^y]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Experience would say both

[...curses, nothing can defeat that!]

[doctor_dismemberment]

Hah. Yes, those two do go hand-in-hand more often than not, don't they? It's a pity. The world could use more intelligent, bold people.

...Or the worlds, rather. Universes? Nein, multiverse?

Ah, screw it. My point is that I hate stupid people. I'm sure you agree, ja?

[who even made this conksuck network anyway... IMAGRANTS? 8^y ]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I can certainly share such a sentiment
}↠ It is a most unpleasant combination
}↠ And it yields nothing but constant annoyance upon everyone around them

[doctor_dismemberment]

Yes, sometimes I think the world would be a much better place if all the stupid people were taken somewhere und [Wait, he's supposed to be acting at least a little bit sane, he can't type "shot."] were forced to listen to a lecture for hours on end about why they are wrong. This lecture would be given me, of course.

[Totally nice save.]

[disgracedvoid]

[Welp, Darkleer ain't doing the sane impersonation, so...]

}↠ That would be a terrible waste of perfectly usable resources

[doctor_dismemberment]

Resources? What on earth can you do with those people?

[He can actually think of about 50 different things to do with them off of the top of his head (and most of his ideas involve the words "risky experimentation" or "injected with 115"), but he'll keep those thoughts to himself.]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Nothing at all, but I did not mean the fools themselves
}↠ But the wasted resources trying to reform the fools
}↠ It is ludicrous to try and educate them