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[papshooshing]

NEVER HAVE I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE CAPABLE OF HATING ANYONE MORE THAN THE PERSON THAT I HATE MOST.
TO BE ABLE TO DO SO REQUIRES DELVING DEEP INSIDE AND REACHING A BRAND NEW TIER OF HATE.
IT IS A HATE SO RANCOROUS THAT EVEN I CAN'T COMPLETELY FATHOM IT.
THESE SHITSTAINS THAT CONTINUOUSLY REMIND ME THAT I REALLY HAD IT EASY DEALING WITH TWELVE SHITTY, UNCOOPERATIVE TROLLS JUST HAVE TAKEN MY LAST NERVE AND HAVE SPLINTERED IT, SCATTERING THE REMAINS ACROSS THE VAST REACHES OF PARADOX SPACE.
YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH MY THINKPAN AND THEN SMOOTH IT OVER BY RETURNING WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY FUCKING MINE?
YOU'RE
MOTHERFUCKING
WRONG.
BE LUCKY I CAN'T REACH YOU, BECAUSE I SWEAR THAT I WOULD TAKE THIS SICKLE AND EVISCERATE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU.

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[iron_infidel]

[Wait what?]

Gay? Can you clarify please?

[papshooshing]

...Gay as in homosexual.

[ he's learned so much, papa Sign. SO MUCH. ]

[iron_infidel]

[And he knows nothing.]

I still do not understand.

[papshooshing]

Humans actually have a term for their same sex relations...

For some reason or another, it also works as a slur.

[iron_infidel]

[...What?]

That...is odd. Why classify something so pointless?

[papshooshing]

Don't ask me. Humans are weird things.

[iron_infidel]

You seem to know a great deal information about them, Karkat. I wish to learn more, but the books within the library only can provide so much information.

[papshooshing]

I know as little or as much as I do because some of my friends are human.

[iron_infidel]

Ah yes. I was fortunate to meet some humans they aren't all to pleasant at first, though I can see friends a possibility with time and patience. There would need to be an understanding from both sides. Never would think you were the type, Karkat.

[He chuckles.]

[papshooshing]

[ flatest stare yet. ]

...John, Dave, Rose, and Jade are all involved with the game session. In fact, our sessions and their success are terminally linked. How the fuck could I not try to bridge some foreign gap?

[iron_infidel]

[Your sass is ignored Karkat.]

Ah, yes Dave and Jade. I have met them. Dave was...definitely something and rude, just rude.

I am glad to hear that you are willing to improvise when faced with an alien species.

[papshooshing]

Dave's just... I mean yeah he's ruder than fuck, but it's because he has crippling insecurity issues.

[iron_infidel]

Yes, useful knowledge to know about. Perhaps I will see him in a different light when once again we meet.

[papshooshing]

...You saw me in a different light.

[iron_infidel]

[He pauses for a moment and smiles.]

That I did and what a bright light it was.

[Softly he places a hand on Karkat's shoulder.]

[papshooshing]

[ Karkat's cheeks do color a little, if only because HOW DO YOU TAKE PRAISE. ]

Okay, okay. Heart felt moments aside...

What's eating you. Or was.

[iron_infidel]

[The question causes him to look away for a moment. Quickly he sets his gaze back on Karkat and smiles.]

Eating me? Karkat I assure you I have nothing devouring upon my being currently.

[papshooshing]

Don't give me that fakey fake bullshit smile. There was something on your mind before we started talking that cause you to be irritable.

You wanted Vantas bonding? Well you fucking got some Vantas bonding.

[iron_infidel]

[Deadpan, simply deadpan.]

Karkat...it is none of your concern.

[papshooshing]

I didn't ask if it was or if it wasn't. You can't offer help and not accept it in return. That's not how this shit flies or are you okay with being somewhat hypocritical.

[iron_infidel]

No I am not.

[He pauses.]

I am simply not okay with discussing matters to you, that are of not your concern. I not wish for you to worry about me. Such misfortunes do not need to be spoken of.

[papshooshing]

Kind of, once again, too late for that.

[iron_infidel]

[He takes in a deep breath.]

Guess you really are my descendent...stubborn as ever. Alright fair is fair.

[A pause.]

Many things have been upsetting me. The main cause would be the recent disappearance of my mate and the ever looming threat of a sadistic high blood, who...well let's just say our confrontation didn't end well.

[papshooshing]

Gam's ancestor...

[ Karkat rubs the back of his neck. trying to stop his shudder. holy shit that giant clown is scary, okay? okay. ]

Kind of ran into that thing myself. [ but note how he is not elaborating. ]

I'd like to say that all he needs is a good moirail, but... On the bright side? A least he's keeping on the down low?

[ now onto a more. uh. heart clenching matter. ]

And I'm sorry about your quadrantmate.

[iron_infidel]

Yes, The Grand High Blood. He is is one to be feared and I am sorry that you had the unfortunate event to run into him. Please be sure to.... Well just be careful. I wouldn't want you suffer the same fate as I.

[Clenching matters, ha! He lets out a soft sigh.]

Yes...I am grateful that she has left the city for I did not wish for this city to cause her anymore dispair. However, I am without a mate and now no lusus. While I know I am not alone, the presence is ever more vocal with the grand increase of high bloods to the tower.