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[alephbet]

This is my first new year's day, now that I think about it. People make resolutions around this time of year, right? What are yours?

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Should a one-year-old really be using a computer?

In any case, I resolve to work even harder on showing everyone in this tower that I am better than them. Wish me luck!

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[alephbet]

I do a lot of things one-year-olds aren't supposed to do.

Good luck?

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Be careful, Säugling, your mother might get angry about that.

Danke!

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[alephbet]

What's a Säugling?

[????]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Oh, never you mind.

[Yup, he sure did just call you a baby and then refuse to explain himself, Aleph!]

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[alephbet]

No really.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Perhaps you should go find a dictionary. Improve your linguistic horizons, ja?

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[alephbet]

What language dictionary?

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Why, German, of course! German is the best language in all of the multiverse, you know.

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[alephbet]

Never heard of it.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[He scowls.]

Ugh. What sort of deprived universe did you come from?

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[alephbet]

One that's deprived for many more important reasons.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

More important than a distinct lack of Germans? Ha. Doubt it.

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[alephbet]

Well, God actively hated all life.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Isn't that normally how it goes? I really do not think any loving God would put us all here.

...Well, he might put me here. Everyone else, though, I'm not sure about.

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[alephbet]

Mine's more of a just kill them all type.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Tell me he at least kept enough people alive to keep things interesting. Otherwise, what is the point of being a god at all?

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[alephbet]

I don't know. I killed Him before we could find out.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

...Oh.

Well.

You are a very skilled one-year-old, aren't you?

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[alephbet]

Yes. Actually, I am.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Tell me, how did you do it? Was it messy? Was it fun?

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[alephbet]

There was a lot of blood involved as in any long and bitter fight, it wasn't fun and I'm concerned that you would ask.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

What? Is it a crime to be curious about how a fight against a god went?

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[alephbet]

The fight itself isn't important.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

I disagree. I think it should be the most important part.