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[yougotthatwrong]

...Uh, if anyone's interested, I just got something from back home-

Well, how do I put it...

Is anyone interested in a special Kokeshi? It's a type of doll where I was from, so...

Yeah. Er, have a late Happy New Year greeting, I guess.

[BASICALLY IT'S THIS THING and it vibrates too so...

uh. yeah.]

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[chainsawn]

You don't like them?

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[yougotthatwrong]

I-it's not that! I guess I'm just a bit confused on what they're used for...

[chainsawn]

It's a doll, right? So you should probably try playing with it. Or looking at it.

[yougotthatwrong]

...Um, I'm not sure on how you're supposed to play with this thing.

[It doesn't look like a thing that could be used to play house with...!]

[chainsawn]

You can pretend it's your future girlfriend and then you can practice with it. Kissing, going on dates..

[ THAT SUGGESTION IS ALREADY RIDICULOUS ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU KNOWING IT VIBRATES, UROTSUKI.. ]

[yougotthatwrong]

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[Congratulations, you just got him to keysmash for real.]

THAT JUST SOUNDS WRONG NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT!

[chainsawn]

Really? So you mean you don't want to practice? [ completely oblivious.. ] You must be very confident then.

[yougotthatwrong]

N-NO! It's just, no one rarely does that with dolls...!

[Yamada probably does though.]

[chainsawn]

[ UROTSUKI WOULD FIND YAMADA NORMAL JUST SAYING.. then again, she doesn't find anything strange. Ever. ]

So you want to practice with a real girl? Maybe you should ask someone then.

[yougotthatwrong]

[good thing no one's around to hear him sputter out loud.]

NO- I mean- Yes, I mean no! You don't just ask someone to practice kissing!

[chainsawn]

Making a decision is difficult, isn't it..

But I think it's good to at least practice. Wouldn't it be bad if you kissed the girl you liked and she didn't like it?

[yougotthatwrong]

W-well, yes, but you don't just go up to a girl and ask them "Hey, want to be my kissing partner?"

[chainsawn]

Why not?

[yougotthatwrong]

It's just not right...!

[chainsawn]

I don't know about that. I'm sure girls would like to be kissed by someone nice.

[yougotthatwrong]

Well, I know they would but what does that have to do with what you're saying just now...????

[chainsawn]

Kissing practice is a nice way to be kissed by someone else.

[yougotthatwrong]

And a nice way to get slapped by them too...!

[chainsawn]

.. Why would someone slap another person for kissing?

[yougotthatwrong]

Because it's inappropriate to do that unless you're in a relationship.

[chainsawn]

But what if you like someone?

[yougotthatwrong]

Well, it'd be alright if they like you back...