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uH, i AM IN THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW,

[CRISIS AVERTED.

FOR NOW.]

[gamzee actually manages to find him relatively quickly. Mostly because he was totally in the library too.

SURPRISE BROHUG ATTACKS FROM BEHIND!!]

[Tavros was not expecting that!! He was just replying to people and screwing around with the computer and.

SUDDENLY BROHUGS.

And suddenly falling over because it was enough to make him lose what balance he did have on his legs.]

Hey Gamzee.

[continues brohugging because two teenage trolls rolling around on the floor is totally normal]

You ready to ride the shit out of the Makaramobile?

[it is totally and completely normal, yep.]

Uhh... sure, I guess.

[Gamzee hops up, then promptly reaches down to grab Tav under the arms. SO MANLY AND STRONG]

Oh shit the doors be closin', time to get in the fast lane bitches!

Edited 2011-09-20 15:06 (UTC)

[gosh gamzee!! so manly--

wait what]

Do you have to go fast?

[oh fine!!! carefully sets tavros down again.]

Oh, huh, yeah guess I did all up and promise to be all careful and shit. How you wanna do this, man?

Uh... by not going fast, I guess? And, um, by not doing it in a small area.

Aight, we gonna oinkbeast this shit. Gonna get all down on the floor here and you be gettin' up on here and we can be all keeping everythin' careful as motherfuck.

... Okay. I guess that will work.

[kneels down and makes a honk like a car wow this is totally normal]

Get your clamber on, bro, we pullin' out the station.

[Stare.

WELL GAMZEE'S... BEING GAMZEE AND ALSO HELPFUL, SO.

He gets on awkwardly. Wow this is awkward.]

Okay. I think I am going to be okay.

[not so carefully wobbles to his feet and starts a test walk around the library. He honks whenever he turns.]

Woah, heh, this is pretty motherfucking fun. Like having my bro attached like a tumor or somethin'.

[... NOT SURE IF HE WANTS TO BE THAT but gosh it really is sort of fun.

This totally looks normal right.]

Yeah, it's a lot more fun than I thought it would be.

[occasionally interspersing his honking with car noises HEADING FOR THE STAIRS]

Told you it would be the motherfucking best, bro. You ready to get your cream stuffing on?

[Wait.

No. Not the stairs. HE NOW SOUNDS SORT OF ALARMED.]

Gamzee? Do we have to go down the stairs??

Edited 2011-09-22 02:19 (UTC)

[taking those motherfuckers two at a time]

Gotta get down these bitches somehow, my brother!

[OH MY GOD. Holding on really tightly because he doesn't want to fall off???]

Could you possibly do it slower??

[he slows down

but also starts to take them backwards]

Ain't gotta be scared of 'em, man. They just all being mad pimpin' stairs trying to help.

[Really Gamzee. Really.]

Weren't we, uh, going down?

[pauses

with one foot in midair]

. . . Which way is motherfuckin' up?

... Uh... the way you're going is up.

[finally heading both the right direction and right speed]

Man, stairs are kind of a miracle. I mean just be all thinkin' about it-- they let you be all climbing without havin' to do all that motherfucking work, and just be ready for you all the time without no warning.

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ACTION

I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS ACTION

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE ACTION BRO

I WASN'T WARNED ABOUT THE ACTION PROPERLY!!

I TOLD YOU DOG, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE ACTION

YOU WARNED ME ABOUT THE ACTION SO MUCH

SO MUCH ACTION VIN DIESEL IS JEALOUS

HE CAN GET OVER ALL OF OUR BADASS ACTION

YEAH WE ARE PUNCHING EVERYTHING AND WALKING AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS ACTION

THIS IS THE BEST ACTION ACTION MOVIE

FIVE HONKS OUT OF FIVE FOR THIS ACTION THREAD

THE CRITICS ARE CRAZY FOR OUR ACTION MOVIE

MORE THRILLS THAN A THRILL FACTORY ACTION

ARE WE UP FOR ACTION MOVIE

THE AUDIENCE WILL LAUGH, THEY WILL CRY, AT OUR ACTION

IT WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ACTION. . .

IM ALREADY WEEPING PROFUSELY ACTION

ME TOO ACTION!!

NEEDS MORE CAR CHASES ACTION

NEEDS MORE PARACHUTING ACTION TO BE HONEST

PERHAPS MORE MAKEOUTS ACTION

BUT IT'S NOT A ROMANCE MOVIE ACTION

BUT IT WOULD BE LIKE JAMES BOND ACTION