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[keepscalm]

This message is directed to anyone that considers themselves a citizen of England or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

I would appreciate status reports from you lot, if you don't terribly mind.

[ ooc | england is affected by the event. here for full details. ]

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[keepscalm]

England. I'm hardly the whole island.

[Whether he picked up on the sarcasm or not is impossible to tell.]

What exactly is it that you want to know?

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[neverwrong]

[Mello can't help but chuckle at that. Either this guy has a sense of humor, he's crazy, or he really is England, and England was picky when it came to letting people know just what part of the country he was. Sounds about right.]

Oh, not much. Mainly wondering what sort of reports someone who considers themself British is supposed to give you.

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[keepscalm]

Status reports. This includes their health as well as their current involvements. Personal information, too, if they are so inclined.

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[neverwrong]

Well, I'm Mello, and I just woke up here about a week ago. My current status is "incredibly confused," and my current involvements include, but are not limited to, trying to get the hell out of here.

[Mello's being equal parts lighthearted and sarcastic. It's up to England which one of those things shines through the most through text.]

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[keepscalm]

So, a newcomer. Charming.

Tell me how that escape plan works out for you. I'll be about when it fails.

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[neverwrong]

I've been getting a lot of that. Have you all really been here so long that you've forgotten how to fight?

[Mello. Mello no. This is not how you make a good first impression. Mello, stahp.]

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[keepscalm]

Generally, most of us just remember how not to be bloody idiots.

But I suppose to remember that, you'd have to know how not to be a bloody idiot in the first place, wouldn't you?