.007 ♒ chronicAugustus is hungry [text]

[chronomancer]

so
just cause askin aint evver hurt anyone
i dont suppose some a you feel like sharin a pint or twwo a blood wwith a poor starvvin undead abomination
i mean
here i am
askin all politely an shit
an its all goin to the good cause a me Not Starvvin
cause lemme tell you
starvvation
Not Fun at all
i mean wwe havve Great Concerns an all wwith all this Temporal Fuckery messin up shit all ovver the place
an i Get It
its important stuff
but seriously
help a brother out





that said
if yer Drunk or Drugged or you havve a Condition
the answers no
thanks
but No
sharin is carin an all
except wwhen it comes to hangovvers

Comments

[chronomancer]

buffet implies vvariety in the selection though

[papshooshing]

THAT'S NOT THE MEANING YOU SUPPLIED ME WITH THE OTHER DAY.

[chronomancer]

that wwould be because i wwas fuckin wwith you the other day

[papshooshing]

ERIDAN YOU AND FUCKING WITH PEOPLE IS NOT ANY DIFFERENT THAN A FISH NEEDED WATER TO BREATHE.
CHANCES ARE YOU WOULD HAVE SAID ANYTHING IF IT MEANT THAT I WOULD LET YOU SUCK UP MY "DELICIOUS" BLOOD.

[chronomancer]

noww thats just dowwnright libelous that is

[papshooshing]

GO ON AND TRY TO DENY IT THEN.
THE PROBLEM HERE IS THAT YOU *CAN'T* DENY IT BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE.
HOW LONG DID YOU STAND THERE AND TRY TO SWEET TALK ME INTO IT.
NOW THE ONLY REASON YOU STOPPED WAS BECAUSE OF THE EVER PRESENT THREAT OF HONKING LOOMING OVER YOUR HEAD IF YOU TRIED.

[chronomancer]

...nah
honkin disaster aside
your outrage is far more delicious than your blood
an considerin your blood is so delicious already
you can understand wwhy one simply cannot resist the urge to fuck wwith you hon

[papshooshing]

NEXT TIME I'M GOING TO RIP THAT COAT IN HALF.
I *AM* GETTING A LITTLE TIRED OF THIS SHIT.
DO I HAVE SOME SORT OF SIGN PLASTERED TO MY BACK THAT TELLS PAN DEAD BULGESUCKERS LIKE YOU THAT I'M WILLING TO BE SCREWED WITH?
HERE, LET ME JUST BEND OVER SO THAT EVERYONE CAN TAKE A TURN AND HAVE A GO.

[chronomancer]

simmer dowwn a little, kar
yer takin shit too seriously
aint good fer yer health

[hystericull]

and you all be running that forked tongue yours a little too motherfuckin much.
WHICH SURE AS A MOTHER FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOUR FUCKING HEALTH.
get your sorry moldblooded ass away from my moirail, motherfucker.
BEFORE I REALLY GOTTA UP AND TEAR YOU THE FUCK APART.

[chronomancer]

god
take the clubs outta yer nook wwill ya
its just a friendly chat betwween friends
really

[papshooshing]

I'M NOT REALLY *THAT* UPSET YOU KNOW.

[hystericull]

don't give a solitary motherfuckin shit.
FUCKIN MEDDLING BITCH NEEDS TO STEP THE FUCK OFF NOISE HE AIN'T FUCKING WANTED AT.

[papshooshing]

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[hystericull]

if he ain't harshing your chill.
THEN.
fucking.
FINE.
carry all the motherfuck on into for fucking ever with this stupid shit curdling charade.
APOLOGIES FOR ALL KILLING YOUR PRECIOUS MOTHER FUCKING FLOW.