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[wrigurun]

What wedding? I didn't know there was a wedding...

Are you listening? Hey!

[Wriggle bashes the terminal a few times and leans in closer as if that would help her see them again. She looks slightly uneasy but still curious]

Where'd you guys go? What else were you talking about?

Hey!

[She can barely recall the memories of using the terminal as an adult and she'd been fiddling with one when the video feed had suddenly turned on. It doesn't seem like she has any idea of what she's doing]

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[hystericull]

[Wow. Those were a lot of words he didn't know. Gamzee just stared at the screen, mouth hanging open dumbly.]

Shit, I ain't even knowing what the motherfuck any of what it all was what you just motherfuckin' were saying.

[wrigurun]

Really? I guess that's kind of what it feels like talking to you then.

[What is tact?]

[hystericull]

Fuck, I make motherfuckin' perfect sense, yo.

[He throws his hands up in exasperation.]

Y'all just gotta fuckin' be up and cleaning the buggy gunk up out your motherfucking hear ducts.

[wrigurun]

That's exactly my point! What the hell are hear ducts- oh...

[She brings up her hands to pat the sides of her head]

You mean ears, right? Why not just say 'ears'? It's like twice as short.

[hystericull]

"Ears."

[He spat the word out in a snooty, disgusting voice.]

Stupid fuckin' human word.

[wrigurun]

It's not a human word! Even humans and youkai speak pretty much the same language, geez!

[hystericull]

Stop with the fuckin' gibberish! That's my mother fucking shtick!!!

[He furrowed his brows.]

The fuck's a yolk eye!? You makin' fun of me!? Shit be fuckin' racist, motherfucker!

[wrigurun]

I'm a youkai thank-you very much! And it's better than being human!

Besides, what even are you? You look like some kind of weird grey oni!

[hystericull]

Motherfuckin' anything's all being up and better than fuckin' bein' human, man.

[He sighed in irritation.]

This motherfucker be a fuckin' troll. Ain't you fuckin' all heard of them before!? Come from a fuckin' wicked-ass planet what's all much fuckin' way better than this dumpheap.

Least, I all think it motherfuckin' was, maybe.

[wrigurun]

Never heard of a troll before...

And hey, I don't have a perfect memory of my old home but I know it was better than this place.

[hystericull]

[He balks.]

How the fuck ain't your ass all up and never got to fuckin' hearin' of no motherfuckin' troll what's before!?

[Seriously, they're like, everywhere in this stupid tower. Get with the program, Wriggle!]

I know you be gettin' your fuckin' friendlies on with them other motherfuckers like me, don't be fucking lying at me, bro.

[wrigurun]

I have a lot of other species to remember! Humans, tengu, vampires, fairies, oni, it takes a lot of mind power okay!

But... yeah now that you mention it I guess you do look kind of similar to Equius and a bunch of other people around the tower.

[hystericull]

[You don't need to remember those, they don't matter. Only trolls matter. Although, at that last part, Gamzee pulls a face.]

No. That motherfucker wishes he was resembling me. Ain't nothing in this fuckin' world what's the same between us motherfuckers.

[He looks like he might gag.]

[wrigurun]

But you do! You both have grey skin and pumpkin coloured horns! I mean you act totally different but yeah, you're the same species aren't you?

[hystericull]

What pumpkin!?

[Gamzee pulled a face before rolling his eyes up.]

Oh, them fuckers. Mine be all much fuckin' better than that bitch's nasty phallic protrusions, ain't you fuckin' feelin' the same? Motherfuckers love my horns.

[He let his tongue loll out of his mouth jokingly.]