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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[A very pissed off Latina girl, wearing the catsuit provided to her, is gracing your screen for the first time! Have I mentioned she's not very happy with the current situation?]

Look, I don't know whose bright idea it was to kidnap me, but you grabbed the wrong girl. [she waves one hand around] I am from Lima Heights Adjacent, you know what goes on there? It's not pretty. So you best be lettin' me go.

Also this collar has gotta go. I appreciate kinky sex games as much as the next girl, but kidnapping is not the way to go. I'm totally not playing out your stupid fantasies. [she sits back and crosses her arms] You could have just asked.

Oh and one last thing, [she holds up the

Be happy here

note] Was this like terrorists or did Berry just talk about herself too much? This is like the worst practical joke in the history of jokes. Can I go home now?

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[She smiles smugly at him and sits back, crossing her arms]

What doesn't make me special?

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

You're a human! How much more un-special does it get?!

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about, of course I'm human.

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

Anything that lives less than five hundred years isn't even useful as a test subject.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Now, usually I don't like repeating myself, but I'll say it slower for you. What the hell, are you talking about.

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

[EYE ROLL]

...You're dumb. Your whole species is dumb. You can't even live past one hundred years and you'd break a bone if someone breathed on you the wrong way! Who would want to show special treatment to a loser like that?

[Also, his only interaction with humans has been the world's worst hero fanboy. So that probably has something to do with it.]

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[she pinches the bridge of her nose] I'm sorry, are you implying that you're not human and will live that much longer? Is like, that some weird kink or something?

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

...A what? What is this 'kink'?

[Oh you, Mao.]

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Are you for real?

He is 100% for real, Santana. Laugh all you want.

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

Well? I'm waiting. Explain this 'kink' to me!

oh god, all these crazies

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Well a kink is an unusual sexual preference, you know, like collars and bodysuits.

This is completely canon, btw. I am not making this up.

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I'll need to pursue this research later...

[The tower is sadly lacking in stupid superhero comics, so this will serve as something else that he can use to pretend that he's actually doing any work.]

sob

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Well creep, I'll give you a head start. Internet porn.

i am so sorry

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you. [He's writing it down as they speak. He may have never attended a class in his life, but this kid knows how to take notes.]

I'm loving it

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

You're serious about this, aren't you?

lol icon fail?

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

Of course! Why wouldn't I be?

[...Don't answer that.]

whoops =X

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Because it's completely ridiculous? Seriously, where are you from that you've never heard of a kink. Because you don't look like you're ten and if you then I am even more creeped out than I was before.

No, my icon fail. Not yours. XD

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

I'm 1578 years old! [DUH.] ...And besides, where are you from? [He's going to make a mental note to totally crush that world when he gets back to the Netherworld. Because he's definitely getting back to the Netherworld. Obviously.]

oh okay XD

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

I get it, you're like literally crazy right? Room with padded walls crazy. Well, [she speaks slowly] I'm from Earth.

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

I am not crazy!!

[Pictured: the world's largest and most blatant case of denial.]

And I know you're from Earth! You're a human, where else would you be from?

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that's what I'm trying to say. We are on Earth, the planet is fine and I will be going home soon. You, on the other hand, need to get back to your asylum.