http://straightupzorra.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2011-09-20 02:27 pm
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[A very pissed off Latina girl, wearing the catsuit provided to her, is gracing your screen for the first time! Have I mentioned she's not very happy with the current situation?]

Look, I don't know whose bright idea it was to kidnap me, but you grabbed the wrong girl. [she waves one hand around] I am from Lima Heights Adjacent, you know what goes on there? It's not pretty. So you best be lettin' me go.

Also this collar has gotta go. I appreciate kinky sex games as much as the next girl, but kidnapping is not the way to go. I'm totally not playing out your stupid fantasies. [she sits back and crosses her arms] You could have just asked.

Oh and one last thing, [she holds up the
Be happy here
note] Was this like terrorists or did Berry just talk about herself too much? This is like the worst practical joke in the history of jokes. Can I go home now?
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[identity profile] pineandmaple.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I would advise you to undertake it yourself, if you have so little faith in our abilities. We have been here months, but of course your fresh eyes will solve it, right?

Good luck.

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well someone is a bit bitter. Fine, I'll go look myself, but fist tell me your name so when I find them and get what I want, I can gloat.

[identity profile] pineandmaple.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
My name is Canada. I'm sorry. I just don't really understand why every person that arrives thinks we haven't tried...

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-10-08 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweetie, Canada is a country not a name. That of you have some really crazy parents or the type that name you the place that you were conceived. And excuse me for exploring all options and thinking you weren't all complacent with this whole ideal.

[identity profile] pineandmaple.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I...am Canada. The nation as a person.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. Its just hard to believe we would ever go complacent with the people who are here.

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're like the president or something? Does Canada even have a president? [she looks baffled for a second] Whatever.
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