✖ Dante ✖ Mission one: Video/Action

[albinoidiot]

This is not a good way to go about waking up after a crazy night.

[Dante was perched in his new bed rubbing his head and trying to make sense of the letter that had been left beside him. He gave himself a glance and just groaned: tight white body suits just weren't very fitting. I mean, look at his junk! It doesn't leave much for the imagination... not that he cared.]

All right, guys. Very funny. Is this supposed to be a joke because I totally fell for it. My head hurts, I feel a little woozy, and this jumpsuit is cutting all circulation to where I really need it. Who the hell even picked this out? Why did you choose white? It's going to give someone a rash, you can't walk with this thing on...

[He mumbled a few more things before lunging a few times in the suit. Yep. All that squeaky sure was funny.]

So let me guess, was I drunk and that's why you bastards decided to drag me here? I better be wearing something underneath this suit. You don't touch another man's junk unless you're going to go all the way with him...

Comments

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Hey, who's the lab-rat? I didn't invite you, guy. Go find yourself your own red-head.

[Video]

[technologic]

Ah, hey, it's okay! He's just... I guess he's like a dad figure. [Even though he looks around her age. It's complicated.]

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

[Yeah... creepy.]

Whatever, he's definitely not coming if that's the case.

[Video]

[technologic]

He won't, don't worry.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Good. I don't know where I am but I'm sure finding the first floor will be a lot easier than finding me or you. Let's me there, shall we? I promise I'll change out of this suit.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Not to jump on you or anything, and you could be plenty scared of Naoya anyway, but April has a boyfriend. Who is me.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Where the hell are we, high-school or something?

So asking a girl to take me to the cafeteria automatically makes me interested in her? [It totally does but Dante will act otherwise.] Anyone else want to get involved? Does she have an older brother, maybe? A grandpa?

[Video]

[alephbet]

I think that we're about it. But since Naoya didn't mention that she's taken, she's taken.

...Is this what high school's like? I always thought it was more about studying than trying to fight over girls.

[Aleph, how little you know.]

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

What high-school of nerds did you go too? Cool your jets. I respect the bro-code. [Only not.]

[Video]

[alephbet]

I didn't go to high school. I was a gladiator.

[But he looks a bit less annoyed now.]

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Then you probably don't even know what the bro-code is.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Don't make moves on another man's girlfriend?

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

That's one of many rules that make up the bro-code.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Is it written down somewhere?

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Not really? I mean, it's one of those things that you learn as you grow up. Life lessons, but I could write it. Sure. Post it somewhere.

[Video]

[alephbet]

I'm sure some of us would appreciate that. I never really had a chance to spend time with any bros. ...Unless you count Lucifer, and I think he'd give you a weird look for calling him that.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

[....wait. What?]

Lucifer.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Probably the Lucifer you're thinking of, yes.

[Video]

[technologic]

[Just gonna. Ignore the other convo going on, dammit guys she's an adult she can handle herself-]

R-right, sounds good. I'll see you there.

... And, uh, sorry about those two.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

It's fine. Us guys are idiots like that, always protecting what we think belongs to us. I've got not pretty red-head in my life but I could understand.

[Video]

[technologic]

[She huffs quietly.] ... Mm, I guess. Though I'll probably talk to them about this later.

Um, anyway, would meeting by the elevator be okay?

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Sounds good. See you in a few.

[Video] to [Action]

[technologic]

See you there.

[And just as she said, she'll be waiting down by the elevator for him.]

[Action]

[albinoidiot]

[He's finally in his normal clothes when he reaches the first floor. She's pretty hard to notice.]

Sorry if I kept you waiting.

[Action]

[technologic]

[Being short tends to do that, but she's used to it.]

Ah, nah, it's fine. It's not like I'm in any rush.