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This is not a good way to go about waking up after a crazy night.

[Dante was perched in his new bed rubbing his head and trying to make sense of the letter that had been left beside him. He gave himself a glance and just groaned: tight white body suits just weren't very fitting. I mean, look at his junk! It doesn't leave much for the imagination... not that he cared.]

All right, guys. Very funny. Is this supposed to be a joke because I totally fell for it. My head hurts, I feel a little woozy, and this jumpsuit is cutting all circulation to where I really need it. Who the hell even picked this out? Why did you choose white? It's going to give someone a rash, you can't walk with this thing on...

[He mumbled a few more things before lunging a few times in the suit. Yep. All that squeaky sure was funny.]

So let me guess, was I drunk and that's why you bastards decided to drag me here? I better be wearing something underneath this suit. You don't touch another man's junk unless you're going to go all the way with him...

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Aha, I agree... skin-tight white clothing doesn't quite suit you. ✩

[ Creepy? Sure. But it's more directed at someone else rather than Dante. ]

The problem is that the suit is white. I can't wear white and I can't wear black. I'm just too pale for it but I do look good [Squeak, squeak!]

[ He doesn't quite agree there. He knows three actual albinos, red eyes and all. One of them used to wear all white all the time, and the other two wear black suits with ties. ]

That's the only problem? ✩ Weren't you just complaining about it being too tight?

[ He didn't quite mind when he was wearing his for all of five minutes. He's relatively scrawny, and it held the stitches in place.

And why's he being so nice? ]

Yeah, that's true, but the ladies get a nice peek, don't they? I can take a little bit of cutting circulation if it gets me a girl. Not like I need it to catch the attention but the ladies but it sure gets the young shy ones blushing...

I guess that's true. [ It explains why Crow seems to dislike wearing shirts. And being underground, the air conditioner was always on. It could get pretty chilly down there. ]

But, aha~ ✩ I think you'll find some of the girls here are impressed by something a bit more feral.

What's that supposed to mean? Chicks are freaks here?

Ha... Freak, eh? What's a freak but someone others find scary or strange? ✩ See, that's the entire idea of where I came from. Even if I died and the Wretched Egg was put back in her cage, nothing was ever gonna go back to normal again. I like it better here. We're all strange here.

....okaaaaaaay.

I don't think we're on the same page right now. I'm asking about the chicks HERE.

So am I. ✩ Aha, like I said. We're all strange here. Some more than others. ✩

It won't be hard to get their attention. It's just the reactions you should be worried about! ✩

You know what, stop talking. My bad. How about you take me somewhere. You're a little creepy but I like that.

I'll take that as a compliment. ✩ [ Besides, if he thought he was creepy, he should meet Wretched Egg. Though her brand of creepy is something else entirely. ]

Like where?

You tell me, where does a creeper of your caliber like to go hang out in this dump?

Well, that depends. ✩ Do you wanna kill something, or are you hungry? Or just looking to socialize?

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