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Wait a second.

I came to the library, saw these computers here, and out of curiosity’s sake tried to get the internet only to realize there isn’t one.

No yahoo. No Facebook. …WHAT AM I GOING TO WITHOUT FARMVILLE? MY CROPS ARE WITHERING AND YOU COULDN’T CARE LESS!!!

My virtual pets are going to get all dirty and pack up house to go over to one of my neighbors. My Sims are going to grow as weary and depressed as some of the folk I’ve passed in the halls here—and certainly that silver haired guy I’m rooming with. Wow. Talk about needing a little passive to mute out the aggressive! Swore he was staring daggers at me one night as I lay in bed.

Never. Again.

Oh.

I guess hearing that the world didn’t explode would be a perk of having a functioning social networking site, sure. Even CNN would’a been nice.

Can someone help a guy out? Any techies? Come on please?

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DR. COX?!

How the heck haven't I run into you face to face yet? Mano y mano? What's up, doc?

[HE'S IGNORING YOUR HELLISH COMMENTARY. WHY? BECAUSE HE'S HAPPY.]

[THIS'LL TAKE A BIT'VE TIME LIKELY A FEW MINUTES OF NO RESPONSE BEFORE ANY SIGN OF HIM TYPING AGAIN, FAIR WARNING THURR]

if I'd known you were even around I would've been even quieter about being around.
why of all people did you have to show up here???

[JD'S CHEER WILL NOT WANE, OH NO NO NO. YOU KNOW WHY? NOW THAT HE KNOWS YOU'RE HERE HE WILL SEARCH YOU OUT. THEN ELLIOT. AND TURK. IMAGINE HIS HEARTBREAK WHEN NOT EVEN SAUCY DOMINICAN CARLA IS NOT HERE. THIS MAN IS ALL YOURS.]

Hey... What do you mean? :(

Doc, sounds like you're as guarded as ever. One would think the gift of life would make you more appreciative but nooo. Silly me. Still! Back to the point. Why am I here?

Heck if I know. I am though so you, Mr. Grumpypants, can get over it and embrace the fact we've got some time together.

I mean I don't want to have to babysit you clarabelle. [NOT EVEN THE COMPUTER SPACE STOPS THE GIRL NAMES]

oh goody time to spend with the newbie.

[A pause in the typing]

now I know why people want a sarcasm font so badly...

I'm a 35 year old man, Cox. I think you're a bit late on the babysitting bandwagon, but that may just be me. Good to see you're still capable of forgetting my actual name, sir. [LINEFACING]

Soo. What have you been dooooing? Who have you lugged around without me by your side? :(

[He's soooo tempted to be an ass and say eating oatmeal = puking but won't because he's not THAAAAAT mean]

you're a 35 year old who acts like a two year old half the time, newbie. also it isn't forgetting it's calling you names that fit better. seeing as someone decided it would be funny to convince jordan to name my daughter jennifer dylan. [HE IS LINEFACING BECAUSE HE'S STILL PISSY ABOUT THAT]

I've been staying away from people for the most part.

Jennifer Dylan is a beautiful name whether you like it or not. Still dunno how that one time you called me Rebecca Black was all that fitting but I suppose I can't question your ~genius~ huh, sir?

Staying away from people? How aren't you going mad?

[A few moments pause as the doctor on the other side of this conversation questions life and how everything came to this and how the fates could find this torture so necessary for him before he even thinks of what to type. You can bet he facepalmed hard or something too]

from what I heard of the poor tone deaf girl she has no taste in music and is a horrible person in general, thus my finding the name fitting for you.

staying away from people means I don't go insane newbie get with the program...

[Me thinks he's about ready to find then strangle JD or something]

[Huffs at the screen] Sir I think you need to go to the clinic to find some blood pressure medicine.

[He's really thinking that Cox needs to see if they have anti-psychotics but doesn't want the man to follow after him in his sleep. Let's take a trip with JD through imagination land involving Cox and a troop of trolls raging havoc. In fact, Cox has somehow commandeered the trolls into goring residents with their horns. Very bloody. Very...multicolored and panic-laden.]

Turro! [Good thing that was spoken... Continuing with text now:] What would you do without me?

[He'll be makin' throttling motions at the screen for a moment]

shut up newbie.

[After a brief yet long enough silence he'll be facepalm on his end of the computer]

newbie do me a favor and stop your daydreaming.
it's annoying.

Aw you know me so well.

[THAT'S THE ONLY RESPONSE YOU'RE GETTING, MY GOOD SIR.]

[BRB contemplating next move.]

where are you exactly newbie?
floor wise.

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Lawl Perry's about to go action mode.