You can't see how phallic a tower appears to be from the inside! [video]

[hyperglycemic]

Oi.

[Say hello to the silver haired man on your terminal monitors.]

Who's the main heroine in this tower? If there's more than one, Gin-san can help decide the lead. But anyway, it's really important.

Our fates rest firmly in her cup-size hands.

[ooc note: Gintoki will recognize some canons and either excitedly or offhandedly fourth wall characters, so if you want to reply, but don't like fourth walling, just note that in your comment somewhere!]

Comments

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

There isn't a heroine.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

Ah, I see. I would expect that type of answer from you. But this goes beyond your own character type! We have to discover the genre of this story, THE GENRE!

[Because right now, it's looking a little like horror, and he's not okay with that.]

If it's a really spunky or comical lead then it's probably shounen, and we'll be okay. But if she's a meganekko or some kind of specialist, it could be a video game. There's no guarantee the main characters live in that kind of story! Do you see how this can affect us all?!

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

...

What are you talking about? [Did someone forget their crazy pills this morning?]

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

[If only pills could cure this...]

Look, I don't know your story that well. It would be even worse for my image if I walked around with a girl's manga, right?! I know there's a cat involved, and a clumsy lead, but that's it!! It would be better if we stuck to a shounen setting anyway. I don't want to get stuck with the role of weird uncle or pervert teacher.

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

[Been there, man. Just gotta keep chugging.]

A...girl's...manga? [Wtf.] You seem to know more about my family than you're letting on.

[Spill. the. beans.]

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

L-l-look I only read a few chapters when I heard Ketsuno Ana was a fan, okay?! IT WASN'T LIKE I ENJOYED IT! Wasn't turning into an animal already done?! How could the author create new awkward situations with that kind of cliche?!

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

How - [Full fledged horror. She grits her teeth and leans in, lowering her voice.] Don't spout those things on the network, you idiot.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

It's okay! You only have to do a spoiler warning if the chapter came out that year.

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

I'm not apart of some story! My business is mine alone and if you continue to reveal it where others might see it, I will take care of you myself.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

Eh? Really? You're mad even though you asked me for a synopsis?

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

I didn't ask for a synopsis! I asked what you knew about my family. [Either way, he gave her more than enough to stomach.] Don't tell me you learned all of that from manga.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

I think I saw the anime one time when Kagura was watching it. Ah, no... It was Shinpachi for sure.

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

[A migraine. She has one.] Do you know Kagura Sohma? And what anime?

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

A different Kagura, but I'd be willing to trade. Your Kagura probably eats less even if she's the same level of violent.

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

I hope you have enough money set aside for repairs.

[Video]

[hyperglycemic]

You'll put in a good word for me, right? I'll tell our Kagura that your rice is Chinese style so when she doesn't see an egg on the top, she'll still eat it for a while without complaining.

[Video]

[akito_sohma]

I don't speak to her much. [Or at all.] Chinese? We live in Japan.